1 00:01:14,575 --> 00:01:17,035 Here. You starting all over again? 2 00:01:17,077 --> 00:01:19,037 What about it if I am? 3 00:01:19,079 --> 00:01:21,415 Supposing the police come along? 4 00:01:21,498 --> 00:01:22,916 Let 'em come. 5 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:25,919 The windows are steamed up. The doors are locked. 6 00:01:26,003 --> 00:01:28,964 It's like a Turkish bath in here. 7 00:01:29,047 --> 00:01:31,884 Don't it make you thirsty? 8 00:01:31,925 --> 00:01:35,012 Here. Watch my stockings. 9 00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:37,139 Move over a bit, then. 10 00:01:39,892 --> 00:01:42,811 Get your knee off the steering wheel! 11 00:01:42,895 --> 00:01:44,313 I can't. I'm stuck. 12 00:01:44,396 --> 00:01:45,814 Here. I'll do it. 13 00:01:46,899 --> 00:01:48,859 Oh, that hurt! 14 00:01:50,611 --> 00:01:52,029 I've told you before 15 00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:54,448 to be careful where you put your legs. 16 00:01:54,531 --> 00:01:56,491 I was only trying to be helpful. 17 00:01:56,533 --> 00:01:57,993 I can help meself. 18 00:01:59,620 --> 00:02:01,705 Hello. 19 00:02:01,788 --> 00:02:05,209 They never make these cars big enough, do they? 20 00:02:05,292 --> 00:02:07,628 Well, are you all settled in? 21 00:02:07,711 --> 00:02:10,672 Right. We can begin. My name is... 22 00:02:10,714 --> 00:02:11,840 Alfie. 23 00:02:13,342 --> 00:02:14,593 Alfie. 24 00:02:14,676 --> 00:02:17,095 I suppose you think you're going to see 25 00:02:17,179 --> 00:02:18,597 the bleedin' titles now. 26 00:02:18,680 --> 00:02:20,599 Well, you're not, so relax. 27 00:02:20,682 --> 00:02:21,600 Alfie. 28 00:02:21,683 --> 00:02:23,101 What time did your old man say 29 00:02:23,185 --> 00:02:24,603 he'd be waiting at the station? 30 00:02:24,686 --> 00:02:26,104 Never mind about him. 31 00:02:26,188 --> 00:02:27,606 That's just who I am gonna mind. 32 00:02:27,689 --> 00:02:29,107 Never spoil a good thing. 33 00:02:29,191 --> 00:02:30,609 That's a thing 34 00:02:30,692 --> 00:02:32,110 you women can't get into your heads. 35 00:02:32,194 --> 00:02:33,612 Enough's as good as a feast. 36 00:02:33,695 --> 00:02:34,947 Oh, you've changed your tune. 37 00:02:35,030 --> 00:02:36,615 That horn put me off. 38 00:02:36,698 --> 00:02:38,825 I hate noise at a time like that. 39 00:02:39,910 --> 00:02:41,245 Eh, mate? 40 00:02:41,328 --> 00:02:42,746 Don't forget your napkin. 41 00:02:42,829 --> 00:02:45,123 When I first saw you put your handkerchief 42 00:02:45,207 --> 00:02:46,750 over your shoulder, 43 00:02:46,834 --> 00:02:49,336 I thought you were going to play fiddle. 44 00:02:49,378 --> 00:02:51,296 I'm from a musical family. 45 00:02:51,380 --> 00:02:52,464 - Here. - What? 46 00:02:52,548 --> 00:02:54,508 Mind you don't catch cold. 47 00:02:58,762 --> 00:03:01,056 I've had a lovely time, Alfie. 48 00:03:02,891 --> 00:03:04,393 A married woman, see? 49 00:03:04,476 --> 00:03:06,979 They're all in need of a good laugh. 50 00:03:07,062 --> 00:03:08,981 It don't never strike their husbands. 51 00:03:09,064 --> 00:03:10,983 Make a married woman laugh, 52 00:03:11,066 --> 00:03:13,485 and you're halfway there with her. 53 00:03:13,569 --> 00:03:15,988 Course it don't work with a single bird. 54 00:03:16,071 --> 00:03:17,990 Starts you off on the wrong foot. 55 00:03:18,073 --> 00:03:19,950 Get one of them laughing, 56 00:03:19,992 --> 00:03:21,451 you won't get nothing else. 57 00:03:21,493 --> 00:03:23,453 La-di, la-dum... 58 00:03:23,495 --> 00:03:24,580 Just listen. 59 00:03:24,663 --> 00:03:27,416 It was dead glum when I met it tonight. 60 00:03:27,499 --> 00:03:31,253 I listened to its problems, then I got it laughing. 61 00:03:31,295 --> 00:03:32,421 It'll go home happy. 62 00:03:48,979 --> 00:03:50,480 Where did you tell your husband 63 00:03:50,522 --> 00:03:51,982 you were going? 64 00:03:52,024 --> 00:03:53,483 Pictures with Olive. 65 00:03:53,525 --> 00:03:54,484 What pictures? 66 00:03:54,526 --> 00:03:55,944 Just the pictures. 67 00:03:55,986 --> 00:03:56,987 Never be vague like that. 68 00:03:57,029 --> 00:03:58,113 It plants suspicion. 69 00:03:58,155 --> 00:03:59,406 No wonder there's 70 00:03:59,489 --> 00:04:00,616 all this broken marriage and divorce about. 71 00:04:00,657 --> 00:04:03,118 It would never occur to him 72 00:04:03,202 --> 00:04:05,454 another man would want to take me out. 73 00:04:05,495 --> 00:04:06,705 I see. 74 00:04:06,788 --> 00:04:08,207 Suck these sweets, Siddie, 75 00:04:08,290 --> 00:04:10,209 so he don't smell the gin. 76 00:04:10,292 --> 00:04:12,211 I don't care if he does. 77 00:04:12,294 --> 00:04:13,420 Now be human. 78 00:04:13,504 --> 00:04:15,714 We're having fun. Why hurt him? 79 00:04:15,797 --> 00:04:17,508 You like to see everybody happy. 80 00:04:17,591 --> 00:04:20,469 I don't believe in making anybody unhappy 81 00:04:20,552 --> 00:04:22,471 or in making an enemy. 82 00:04:22,554 --> 00:04:24,848 You could be crossing the Sahara Desert, 83 00:04:24,932 --> 00:04:27,392 and he'd be just the bloke you'd meet. 84 00:04:27,434 --> 00:04:30,020 What about next week? Same time, same place? 85 00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:31,355 Maybe. 86 00:04:31,438 --> 00:04:33,899 I'll go and get me ticket. 87 00:04:35,943 --> 00:04:37,903 What she don't know is, 88 00:04:37,945 --> 00:04:40,906 we won't be seeing much more of her. 89 00:04:40,948 --> 00:04:42,908 She's on her way out. 90 00:04:42,950 --> 00:04:45,410 When a married woman gets too hot, 91 00:04:45,452 --> 00:04:47,412 it's time to cool off. 92 00:04:47,454 --> 00:04:49,039 Next she'll want to introduce me 93 00:04:49,122 --> 00:04:50,374 to the husband. 94 00:04:50,457 --> 00:04:53,418 I can see it coming. 95 00:04:53,502 --> 00:04:55,420 Well, good night, dear girl. 96 00:04:55,504 --> 00:04:57,923 This is a ticket for the firm's dance 97 00:04:57,965 --> 00:04:59,424 on Saturday. 98 00:04:59,508 --> 00:05:01,426 Won't your old man be there? 99 00:05:01,510 --> 00:05:04,555 Yeah, I'd like you to meet. Good night. 100 00:05:05,973 --> 00:05:07,432 Don't forget your napkin. 101 00:05:07,474 --> 00:05:09,935 Yeah. Well, I'm like the Boy Scouts- 102 00:05:09,977 --> 00:05:12,437 always prepared. 103 00:05:12,479 --> 00:05:15,440 Once I met the husband, it puts me off the wife. 104 00:05:15,482 --> 00:05:17,442 He could be dying on his bed, 105 00:05:17,484 --> 00:05:19,361 but if I ain't met him, 106 00:05:19,444 --> 00:05:21,363 I won't think about him. 107 00:05:21,446 --> 00:05:22,865 It's once you meet. 108 00:05:22,948 --> 00:05:25,868 Likely as not, he'll be a real good sport. 109 00:05:25,951 --> 00:05:27,327 His sort usually are. 110 00:05:27,411 --> 00:05:29,830 As I'm having it off with her, 111 00:05:29,913 --> 00:05:32,833 I'll think about him hanging his drip-dry shirts 112 00:05:32,916 --> 00:05:36,336 or arguing in the pub about football or cricket. 113 00:05:36,420 --> 00:05:39,339 A lot of his sort are Chelsea supporters. 114 00:05:39,423 --> 00:05:40,340 Hello. 115 00:05:41,967 --> 00:05:43,886 Had a nice time, dear? 116 00:05:43,969 --> 00:05:45,387 Not bad at all. 117 00:05:45,470 --> 00:05:46,388 Good film? 118 00:05:46,471 --> 00:05:48,390 Well, there was a queue, 119 00:05:48,473 --> 00:05:51,393 so we went to a restaurant instead. 120 00:05:51,476 --> 00:05:53,896 Did you enjoy yourself? That's the main thing. 121 00:05:53,979 --> 00:05:56,398 I did me best. What about you? 122 00:05:56,481 --> 00:05:58,901 I've been going through that garden catalog. 123 00:05:58,984 --> 00:06:00,402 It's very interesting. 124 00:06:01,987 --> 00:06:04,406 You should go out more often. 125 00:06:04,489 --> 00:06:06,408 You come back ever so cheerful. 126 00:06:06,491 --> 00:06:08,660 Made over again, you might say. 127 00:06:08,869 --> 00:06:12,289 Now I'm off to visit a little bird called Gilda. 128 00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:14,291 While she ain't exactly stupid, 129 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:16,793 she is a bit on the simple side. 130 00:06:16,877 --> 00:06:19,213 She'd never make a number one. 131 00:06:19,296 --> 00:06:21,215 You couldn't show her off. 132 00:06:21,298 --> 00:06:23,217 She ain't an exciting dresser, 133 00:06:23,300 --> 00:06:25,719 but she's a cracking little stand-by, 134 00:06:25,802 --> 00:06:28,222 and she ain't a liberty-taker. 135 00:06:28,305 --> 00:06:30,724 Most birds go mad to get a bloke, 136 00:06:30,807 --> 00:06:34,144 and the first thing they do is go about changing him. 137 00:06:34,228 --> 00:06:37,189 Now, I told Gilda I ain't the marrying sort, 138 00:06:37,272 --> 00:06:38,732 and she don't mind. 139 00:06:38,774 --> 00:06:41,568 She's a stand-by, and she knows it. 140 00:06:41,652 --> 00:06:44,613 Any bird that knows its place in this world 141 00:06:44,655 --> 00:06:45,906 can be quite content. 142 00:06:47,407 --> 00:06:50,869 Alfie? Did you forget your key? 143 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:54,164 Oh. 144 00:06:54,248 --> 00:06:56,333 Humphrey, it's you. 145 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:59,336 Yeah, I'm sorry for coming round so late, 146 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:02,840 but, well, you know, I was just passing by. 147 00:07:02,923 --> 00:07:04,341 Yes, I see. 148 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:06,343 Only I just finished work 149 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:07,845 and was feeling a bit lonely 150 00:07:07,928 --> 00:07:10,347 so thought I'd, like, you know, pop in. 151 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:11,849 Yes, I see. 152 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:20,440 Uh, have I come at an awkward time? 153 00:07:20,524 --> 00:07:22,860 I am expecting Alfie any minute. 154 00:07:54,850 --> 00:07:57,811 Cor, there ain't half a pong in here. 155 00:07:57,853 --> 00:07:59,813 It's Phul Nana, scent of Araby. 156 00:07:59,855 --> 00:08:01,315 Don't you like it? 157 00:08:01,356 --> 00:08:03,817 No. I like everything to smell natural. 158 00:08:03,859 --> 00:08:05,319 I got your meal ready. 159 00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:07,821 Never push things at me right away. 160 00:08:07,863 --> 00:08:09,823 I like to get me bearings. 161 00:08:09,865 --> 00:08:11,325 Just as you like it. 162 00:08:12,367 --> 00:08:13,827 That's enough of that. 163 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:18,290 I saw that geezer Humphrey going off. 164 00:08:18,373 --> 00:08:19,374 Here, here. 165 00:08:19,458 --> 00:08:22,753 You're not having it off with him, are you? 166 00:08:22,836 --> 00:08:24,755 Alfie, I can't bear another man 167 00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:26,256 to come near me 168 00:08:26,340 --> 00:08:27,758 since I met you. 169 00:08:27,841 --> 00:08:29,259 Well, I just wondered. 170 00:08:29,343 --> 00:08:32,262 Did he just call to give you these chocolates? 171 00:08:32,346 --> 00:08:35,766 No. He called to tell me he loved me. 172 00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:38,101 Love ya? Blimey, some men are funny. 173 00:08:38,185 --> 00:08:40,103 Alfie, do you love me? 174 00:08:40,187 --> 00:08:43,607 Well, shall we say, I like you a lot. 175 00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:50,280 Now, well, I will have that grub after all. 176 00:09:02,668 --> 00:09:04,419 Hot water bottle? 177 00:09:04,503 --> 00:09:06,797 She's getting a bit previous. 178 00:09:11,760 --> 00:09:13,428 Hello. 179 00:09:16,139 --> 00:09:17,099 Uh... 180 00:09:17,182 --> 00:09:19,434 is today the 22nd? 181 00:09:19,476 --> 00:09:20,936 Yeah, I think so. 182 00:09:20,978 --> 00:09:24,439 Shouldn't our little friend have arrived on the 1 9th? 183 00:09:24,481 --> 00:09:25,607 Don't worry. 184 00:09:25,691 --> 00:09:27,609 He'll turn up. He always has. 185 00:09:27,693 --> 00:09:29,194 He's usually so punctual. 186 00:09:29,278 --> 00:09:31,196 I had a good day. 187 00:09:31,280 --> 00:09:33,699 Took over $50 on the till. 188 00:09:33,782 --> 00:09:35,200 Isn't that wonderful? 189 00:09:35,284 --> 00:09:38,203 It's not as if it was your money. 190 00:09:38,287 --> 00:09:41,206 Well, I like to think of them doing well. 191 00:09:41,290 --> 00:09:43,208 Besides, it keeps me busy. 192 00:09:43,292 --> 00:09:46,211 Ain't it time you started that fiddle on the till? 193 00:09:46,295 --> 00:09:47,421 I couldn't. 194 00:09:47,504 --> 00:09:49,298 Must be the only till in London 195 00:09:49,339 --> 00:09:50,716 that ain't bent. 196 00:09:50,799 --> 00:09:53,719 Luigi and his wife, they treat me like family. 197 00:09:53,802 --> 00:09:56,722 There's all the more reason to do 'em. 198 00:09:56,805 --> 00:09:59,224 Alfie, I'm happy as I am. 199 00:09:59,308 --> 00:10:00,809 You could still be happy 200 00:10:00,851 --> 00:10:03,312 with a few hundred quid in the bank 201 00:10:03,353 --> 00:10:04,813 instead of tuppence halfpenny. 202 00:10:06,857 --> 00:10:08,901 Now, look... 203 00:10:08,984 --> 00:10:12,863 the one thing you got to get into your head is 204 00:10:12,905 --> 00:10:15,365 that nobody don't help you in this life. 205 00:10:15,407 --> 00:10:16,867 You got to help yourself. 206 00:10:16,909 --> 00:10:19,870 If you'd only fiddled 5 bob a day, 207 00:10:19,912 --> 00:10:22,372 you'd have 200 nicker by now. 208 00:10:22,414 --> 00:10:23,874 Money isn't everything, Alfie. 209 00:10:23,916 --> 00:10:25,876 Only people ain't got none talk like that. 210 00:10:25,918 --> 00:10:28,378 I've had a fiddle on every job I've done. 211 00:10:28,420 --> 00:10:31,673 A fiddle gives you an interest in your work. 212 00:10:31,715 --> 00:10:34,384 And everybody should take an interest 213 00:10:34,426 --> 00:10:35,636 in their work. 214 00:10:41,934 --> 00:10:43,894 There's another little job done. 215 00:10:43,936 --> 00:10:44,895 Yeah. 216 00:10:52,486 --> 00:10:53,946 You sound cheerful, Elkins. 217 00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:56,406 Yes, some mornings I feel quite chirpy. 218 00:10:56,490 --> 00:10:58,909 Not all that chirpy on what I'm paying you. 219 00:10:58,951 --> 00:11:00,911 You must have a fiddle. 220 00:11:00,953 --> 00:11:02,913 That's defamation of character. 221 00:11:02,955 --> 00:11:05,415 I'll report you to the union. 222 00:11:05,457 --> 00:11:08,919 How do you think I got where I am? 223 00:11:08,961 --> 00:11:12,422 I'm satisfied as long as you do the job well, 224 00:11:12,464 --> 00:11:13,924 but don't get greedy. 225 00:11:13,966 --> 00:11:15,926 Otherwise you'll kill the goose. 226 00:11:20,931 --> 00:11:22,349 I tumbled at once. 227 00:11:22,432 --> 00:11:23,851 I shouldn't have whistled. 228 00:11:23,934 --> 00:11:26,353 Never be cheerful on a job 229 00:11:26,436 --> 00:11:28,355 if you're doing a fiddle. 230 00:11:28,438 --> 00:11:29,857 You're getting careless, Alf. 231 00:11:29,940 --> 00:11:31,859 You can say that again. 232 00:11:31,942 --> 00:11:33,360 Little Gilda, she's pregnant. 233 00:11:33,443 --> 00:11:34,361 How long? 234 00:11:34,444 --> 00:11:35,863 A couple of months. 235 00:11:35,946 --> 00:11:38,657 You ain't getting married to her, are you? 236 00:11:38,740 --> 00:11:41,660 What, me in my state of health? 237 00:11:48,250 --> 00:11:49,960 Sorry. Full up. 238 00:11:51,336 --> 00:11:54,256 Room for just one more inside. 239 00:11:57,426 --> 00:11:59,845 Humphrey, I'm glad it's your bus. 240 00:11:59,928 --> 00:12:00,846 Are you? 241 00:12:00,929 --> 00:12:03,348 I haven't seen you for so long. 242 00:12:03,432 --> 00:12:05,142 You don't need flinging downstairs 243 00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:06,852 to know you're not welcome. 244 00:12:06,935 --> 00:12:07,895 I'm sorry. 245 00:12:07,936 --> 00:12:09,396 That's all right. 246 00:12:09,438 --> 00:12:11,398 I've missed our little chats. 247 00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:12,357 Have you? 248 00:12:12,441 --> 00:12:13,400 Oh. 249 00:12:13,483 --> 00:12:16,403 2 sixpennies, when you've got the time. 250 00:12:17,905 --> 00:12:18,822 Ta. 251 00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:23,869 I've never seen you looking lovelier. 252 00:12:23,911 --> 00:12:27,372 I still can't get you out of my mind. 253 00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:30,876 How's, um, how's Alfie these days? 254 00:12:30,918 --> 00:12:32,878 He's fine. Fine. 255 00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:35,881 Mind you, it doesn't hurt like it used to. 256 00:12:35,923 --> 00:12:36,882 What doesn't? 257 00:12:36,924 --> 00:12:39,384 Well, you know, the old heartache. 258 00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:41,887 Still, I wouldn't be without it. 259 00:12:43,931 --> 00:12:45,390 You haven't got engaged 260 00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:49,311 or anything like that, have you? 261 00:12:49,394 --> 00:12:51,605 No, nothing like that. 262 00:12:51,647 --> 00:12:54,107 He doesn't rush into things, Alfie. 263 00:13:02,991 --> 00:13:05,911 I don't expect you'll ever be needing me, 264 00:13:05,994 --> 00:13:09,414 but if you do, I'll- I'll always be there. 265 00:13:13,043 --> 00:13:14,962 Bye, Gilda. 266 00:13:15,003 --> 00:13:16,129 God bless. 267 00:13:53,709 --> 00:13:55,294 Hello, Alfie. 268 00:13:55,377 --> 00:13:57,296 You're late, girl. 269 00:13:57,379 --> 00:13:59,798 I ran all the way. 270 00:13:59,882 --> 00:14:02,801 Any news? Any reports from the front? 271 00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:05,262 No. 272 00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:07,264 It doesn't look like it. 273 00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:09,766 We've definitely got to do something 274 00:14:09,850 --> 00:14:11,268 about this little lot. 275 00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:13,937 I-I've tried everything, Alfie. 276 00:14:14,021 --> 00:14:16,440 You've been taking stuff on the quiet? 277 00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:19,401 You don't want to make yourself ill, you know. 278 00:14:19,443 --> 00:14:20,569 Alfie... 279 00:14:26,450 --> 00:14:28,869 You're not getting cooey lately. 280 00:14:28,952 --> 00:14:29,995 I'm sorry. 281 00:14:30,078 --> 00:14:31,914 You're not only cooey, you're more bossified. 282 00:14:31,955 --> 00:14:33,916 It's as though I've got to take notice of you, 283 00:14:33,957 --> 00:14:35,918 instead of you of me. 284 00:14:35,959 --> 00:14:38,962 I can't describe it, but I can feel it. 285 00:14:39,004 --> 00:14:40,464 Do you love me? 286 00:14:40,506 --> 00:14:43,467 And what can I say when you ask? 287 00:14:43,509 --> 00:14:44,927 You shouldn't ask. 288 00:14:44,968 --> 00:14:47,930 I'll tell you... when I feel like it. 289 00:14:47,971 --> 00:14:49,431 I'll make the coffee. 290 00:14:49,473 --> 00:14:52,434 Yeah. Make it strong. 291 00:14:52,476 --> 00:14:54,811 Alfie, I was thinking... 292 00:14:54,853 --> 00:14:56,313 why can't we... 293 00:14:56,355 --> 00:14:57,856 go through with it? 294 00:14:57,940 --> 00:15:00,859 Blimey, I've never been through with anything. 295 00:15:00,943 --> 00:15:03,362 If I was to marry you, 296 00:15:03,445 --> 00:15:06,365 you'd gain a husband, but you'd lose a friend. 297 00:15:06,448 --> 00:15:08,367 You don't have to marry me. 298 00:15:08,450 --> 00:15:10,369 I've got it worked out. 299 00:15:10,452 --> 00:15:11,870 You've got to think twice 300 00:15:11,954 --> 00:15:13,455 before turning an innocent creature 301 00:15:13,497 --> 00:15:14,873 out into this world. 302 00:15:14,957 --> 00:15:18,377 I wouldn't turn him out. I'll have him adopted. 303 00:15:18,460 --> 00:15:20,337 Adopted? What are you talking about? 304 00:15:20,379 --> 00:15:22,589 By a rich woman, see? 305 00:15:22,673 --> 00:15:24,132 A rich woman? 306 00:15:24,216 --> 00:15:27,135 I'd like to do that much for him. 307 00:15:27,219 --> 00:15:29,513 He'd have a good life then. 308 00:15:29,555 --> 00:15:31,139 Steady on, girl. 309 00:15:31,223 --> 00:15:35,185 I mean, you can't be sure there's something there yet. 310 00:15:35,227 --> 00:15:38,188 This morning, I thought I felt him kick. 311 00:15:38,230 --> 00:15:39,690 How can he kick? 312 00:15:39,731 --> 00:15:42,192 It's not the size of my thumbnail. 313 00:15:42,234 --> 00:15:44,194 I'll tell you next time. 314 00:15:44,236 --> 00:15:45,904 You'll do nothing of the sort. 315 00:15:45,988 --> 00:15:47,906 Don't give way to your impulses like that. 316 00:15:47,990 --> 00:15:49,908 Something a woman might think natural, 317 00:15:49,992 --> 00:15:51,159 Like as not, a bloke would find sickening. 318 00:15:51,159 --> 00:15:52,202 Like as not, a bloke would find sickening. 319 00:15:52,244 --> 00:15:54,037 Mrs. Artoni at the cafe used to call her husband 320 00:15:54,121 --> 00:15:55,539 every time their baby moved. 321 00:15:55,581 --> 00:15:56,915 What you don't realize 322 00:15:56,999 --> 00:15:59,418 is that men are more sensitive than women. 323 00:15:59,501 --> 00:16:01,920 Remember that big bird I used to dance with? 324 00:16:02,004 --> 00:16:03,422 One Sunday night, 325 00:16:03,505 --> 00:16:05,424 she showed me her operation scar 326 00:16:05,507 --> 00:16:07,926 what she had made when she was a kid- 327 00:16:08,010 --> 00:16:09,928 a long scar with white skin around it. 328 00:16:10,012 --> 00:16:11,930 I got straight out of bed and put me clobber on. 329 00:16:12,014 --> 00:16:13,932 "What's up with you?" she says. 330 00:16:14,016 --> 00:16:16,435 "I'd sooner go see a bleeding horror film," 331 00:16:16,518 --> 00:16:19,605 I said, "than a thing like that." 332 00:16:20,772 --> 00:16:23,400 Alfie, please. 333 00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:24,902 Please... 334 00:16:24,943 --> 00:16:26,403 can l...you know, 335 00:16:26,445 --> 00:16:29,406 go through with it and have the baby? 336 00:16:29,448 --> 00:16:31,909 What are you asking me for? 337 00:16:31,992 --> 00:16:33,911 It's yours, isn't it? 338 00:16:33,994 --> 00:16:35,412 Nobody in this world 339 00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:38,415 has any right to stop you doing 340 00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:40,918 what you want to do. 341 00:16:41,001 --> 00:16:42,586 Oh, steady on, girl. 342 00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:44,087 Now then, now then... 343 00:16:44,171 --> 00:16:46,507 don't break your bleeding heart. 344 00:16:46,590 --> 00:16:48,425 If you want to do something, 345 00:16:48,509 --> 00:16:50,427 and you think it's right, 346 00:16:50,511 --> 00:16:52,930 you do it. To hell with them. 347 00:16:53,013 --> 00:16:54,431 Mind me shirt. 348 00:16:54,515 --> 00:16:55,432 Now... 349 00:17:02,356 --> 00:17:03,774 You know what? 350 00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:06,777 She was quite happy them months she was carrying, 351 00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:09,780 which to my mind was a bit out of place, 352 00:17:09,863 --> 00:17:11,281 her not being married, see? 353 00:17:11,365 --> 00:17:14,785 Mind you, she came over quite beautified for a time, 354 00:17:14,868 --> 00:17:16,787 especially in the early months. 355 00:17:16,870 --> 00:17:18,288 And I told her, 356 00:17:18,372 --> 00:17:22,709 "Blimey, girl, you ain't as ugly as I thought." 357 00:17:22,793 --> 00:17:24,211 Anyway, her time comes, 358 00:17:24,294 --> 00:17:27,714 and into the hospital she goes to have it. 359 00:17:27,798 --> 00:17:31,218 I wasn't there. I didn't know till they told me. 360 00:17:31,301 --> 00:17:35,264 Then, from all accounts, the kid comes out at 3:00. 361 00:17:35,347 --> 00:17:38,225 Right bang on the minute, you might say. 362 00:17:45,148 --> 00:17:46,316 Alfie? 363 00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:49,319 I didn't see you there. You look all different. 364 00:17:49,403 --> 00:17:50,821 What do you mean? 365 00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:52,739 Oh, sort of mumsy. 366 00:17:54,491 --> 00:17:58,453 Um, l-I put my name down as Mrs. Elkins. 367 00:17:58,495 --> 00:17:59,955 Was that all right? 368 00:17:59,997 --> 00:18:00,914 Of course. 369 00:18:00,998 --> 00:18:03,625 Put your name down as who you like. 370 00:18:03,709 --> 00:18:06,128 It's a free country, isn't it? 371 00:18:06,211 --> 00:18:08,130 I brought you some flowers. 372 00:18:08,213 --> 00:18:11,133 Well, I didn't want to be seen carrying them. 373 00:18:11,216 --> 00:18:12,634 Oh, that's nice. 374 00:18:12,718 --> 00:18:14,136 Oh, freesias. How delightful. 375 00:18:14,219 --> 00:18:17,139 I'll put them into a vase, Mrs. Elkins. 376 00:18:17,222 --> 00:18:20,100 What do you think of your little son, Mr. Elkins? 377 00:18:20,142 --> 00:18:21,101 My what? 378 00:18:21,143 --> 00:18:23,103 He hasn't seen him yet. 379 00:18:24,146 --> 00:18:25,606 Here he is. 380 00:18:28,483 --> 00:18:30,944 He's the image of his father. 381 00:18:38,660 --> 00:18:39,578 Yes... 382 00:18:39,661 --> 00:18:43,624 I can see more of me in him than you. 383 00:18:45,292 --> 00:18:47,711 What are you going to call him? 384 00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:49,838 I thought Malcolm Alfred. 385 00:18:49,922 --> 00:18:51,340 Malcolm bleedin' Alfred? 386 00:18:51,423 --> 00:18:52,841 He'll never forgive you, 387 00:18:52,925 --> 00:18:55,844 you give him a name like that. 388 00:18:55,886 --> 00:18:57,346 Here. He's moving. 389 00:18:57,387 --> 00:18:59,389 Quick, you better take him. 390 00:19:03,519 --> 00:19:06,438 Nah, the mistake I made with Gilda 391 00:19:06,522 --> 00:19:07,856 was getting involved. 392 00:19:08,065 --> 00:19:10,442 I was having a beautiful little life, 393 00:19:10,526 --> 00:19:12,444 and I couldn't see it. 394 00:19:12,528 --> 00:19:15,447 There was this manageress of a dry cleaners. 395 00:19:35,592 --> 00:19:39,596 And I was getting a suit cleaned in the bargain. 396 00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:44,226 Well, you can't turn something like that down. 397 00:19:44,434 --> 00:19:46,436 Then there was this chiropodist woman 398 00:19:46,478 --> 00:19:48,272 from a foot-comfort service 399 00:19:48,355 --> 00:19:50,774 I was having it off with. 400 00:19:50,858 --> 00:19:54,278 I never had me feet in such lovely condition. 401 00:19:54,361 --> 00:19:57,197 I was hopping about like a little fairy. 402 00:19:57,281 --> 00:20:00,200 She's got a little ginger mustache. 403 00:20:00,284 --> 00:20:03,203 But I find I'm quite willing to overlook 404 00:20:03,287 --> 00:20:05,706 the odd blemish in a woman, 405 00:20:05,789 --> 00:20:07,708 provided she's got something else 406 00:20:07,791 --> 00:20:10,460 to make up for it. 407 00:20:10,502 --> 00:20:13,964 Well, that's what we're all here for, isn't it? 408 00:20:14,006 --> 00:20:17,968 To help one another out in this life. 409 00:20:18,177 --> 00:20:19,469 Then there was Dora, 410 00:20:19,553 --> 00:20:22,514 this little bird I was having it off with 411 00:20:22,556 --> 00:20:24,016 every Monday and Wednesday 412 00:20:24,057 --> 00:20:27,519 when her young man was at his body-building classes. 413 00:20:31,273 --> 00:20:34,193 And there was always the odd bird 414 00:20:34,276 --> 00:20:36,695 that came my way by chance. 415 00:20:40,532 --> 00:20:42,492 Oh, what a lovely baby. 416 00:20:42,534 --> 00:20:43,493 Yeah. 417 00:20:43,535 --> 00:20:44,995 Is it yours? 418 00:20:45,037 --> 00:20:48,457 No, no. It's my sister's. 419 00:20:48,540 --> 00:20:52,044 So why I had to be involved with Gilda, I do not know. 420 00:20:52,127 --> 00:20:54,338 What's that brown round his mouth? 421 00:20:54,379 --> 00:20:56,381 That chocolate bar I gave him. 422 00:20:56,465 --> 00:20:58,509 Oh, Alfie. You shouldn't. 423 00:21:00,177 --> 00:21:02,513 You smell a bit milkified. 424 00:21:02,554 --> 00:21:05,516 Oh, I'm sorry, Alfie. I'll have a wash. 425 00:21:05,557 --> 00:21:08,519 No, I don't mind. It smells mumsy. 426 00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:10,521 How long are you going 427 00:21:10,562 --> 00:21:11,522 to keep him breast-feeding? 428 00:21:11,563 --> 00:21:15,192 As long as I can. It's best for him. 429 00:21:15,275 --> 00:21:18,237 Don't let yourself get too attached to him. 430 00:21:18,278 --> 00:21:19,655 But I'm his mother. 431 00:21:19,738 --> 00:21:21,156 And I'm his father, 432 00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:22,658 but you've got to be fair. 433 00:21:22,741 --> 00:21:24,660 You've got to think of him. 434 00:21:24,743 --> 00:21:26,954 What about this rich woman? 435 00:21:27,037 --> 00:21:28,455 What rich woman? 436 00:21:28,539 --> 00:21:30,958 The one you was getting him adopted to. 437 00:21:31,041 --> 00:21:32,960 I got to think about it. 438 00:21:33,043 --> 00:21:34,962 I can't rush into it. 439 00:21:35,045 --> 00:21:37,464 You better make up your mind quick. 440 00:21:37,548 --> 00:21:38,465 Why? 441 00:21:38,549 --> 00:21:40,968 Because he might get so drawn to you, 442 00:21:41,051 --> 00:21:44,471 he'll fret his heart out when they take him away. 443 00:21:44,555 --> 00:21:46,974 Who says they're going to take him away? 444 00:21:47,057 --> 00:21:48,475 That's what you said, 445 00:21:48,559 --> 00:21:50,978 that a rich woman was going to adopt him 446 00:21:51,061 --> 00:21:52,980 so he wouldn't want for nothing. 447 00:21:53,063 --> 00:21:54,481 That was a long time ago. 448 00:21:54,565 --> 00:21:56,358 You know what you've had? 449 00:21:56,441 --> 00:21:58,735 You've had a change of heart. 450 00:21:58,819 --> 00:22:01,446 I can see it in your face. 451 00:22:01,488 --> 00:22:03,949 Well, haven't you ever had one? 452 00:22:03,991 --> 00:22:05,909 Yes, but I've always resisted it. 453 00:22:05,993 --> 00:22:08,412 Lying there in the hospital feeding him 454 00:22:08,495 --> 00:22:09,830 must have brought it on. 455 00:22:09,913 --> 00:22:13,000 I saw your face changing every time I went in. 456 00:22:13,083 --> 00:22:14,459 I'm not ashamed of it. 457 00:22:14,501 --> 00:22:15,878 But think of him. 458 00:22:15,961 --> 00:22:18,714 You couldn't raise him like this rich woman could, 459 00:22:18,797 --> 00:22:21,175 give him the things she could. 460 00:22:21,216 --> 00:22:22,176 We'll see. 461 00:22:22,217 --> 00:22:24,678 I'm going back to work next week. 462 00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:26,972 She could really take care of him- 463 00:22:27,014 --> 00:22:29,141 dress him handsome, feed him beautiful. 464 00:22:29,224 --> 00:22:31,810 Who says I can't dress him proper? 465 00:22:31,894 --> 00:22:32,978 Look. 466 00:22:33,020 --> 00:22:34,980 Look at that lovely shawl and cot cover 467 00:22:35,022 --> 00:22:37,024 and all the things in that drawer. 468 00:22:37,065 --> 00:22:39,484 You can't learn him to talk nice, 469 00:22:39,568 --> 00:22:41,987 not like this rich woman could. 470 00:22:42,070 --> 00:22:43,989 I can if I try hard. 471 00:22:44,072 --> 00:22:45,991 Before he can talk proper, 472 00:22:46,074 --> 00:22:48,493 he'll be "bleedin' this" and "bleedin' that." 473 00:22:48,577 --> 00:22:49,870 I won't let him. 474 00:22:49,912 --> 00:22:51,205 These are dry. 475 00:22:51,246 --> 00:22:55,709 Who'll look after him when you go back to the cafe? 476 00:22:55,751 --> 00:22:57,002 I'm going to the brewery. 477 00:22:57,085 --> 00:22:58,545 It's better paid. 478 00:22:58,587 --> 00:23:00,547 Lugging bleedin' beer crates about? 479 00:23:00,589 --> 00:23:03,008 When will you learn some sense? 480 00:23:03,091 --> 00:23:05,511 Who'll watch him while you're at the brewery? 481 00:23:05,594 --> 00:23:07,513 A woman called Mrs. Tippet. 482 00:23:07,596 --> 00:23:10,516 She's got four children of her own, Alfie. 483 00:23:10,599 --> 00:23:13,018 She'll watch him from Monday morning 484 00:23:13,101 --> 00:23:14,228 till Friday teatime. 485 00:23:14,269 --> 00:23:16,230 I'll have him all weekend. 486 00:23:16,271 --> 00:23:18,607 I think that's best for him. 487 00:23:18,649 --> 00:23:20,943 And what about- and what about me? 488 00:23:21,026 --> 00:23:22,945 Do you think I'm going to spend my weekends 489 00:23:23,028 --> 00:23:24,947 dodging about under wet nappies? 490 00:23:25,030 --> 00:23:27,950 You won't leave us, Alfie, not now? 491 00:23:28,033 --> 00:23:29,451 I'll have to think about it. 492 00:23:29,535 --> 00:23:31,453 I won't ever ask you for anything, 493 00:23:31,537 --> 00:23:32,955 not a farthing. 494 00:23:33,038 --> 00:23:34,957 But don't leave us now. 495 00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:36,959 If you do, I'll-I- 496 00:23:37,042 --> 00:23:38,961 Now, don't talk like that. 497 00:23:39,044 --> 00:23:41,463 I haven't said I'll leave you. 498 00:23:41,547 --> 00:23:45,008 I just don't think you'll do right by him. 499 00:23:45,092 --> 00:23:46,510 But I will. 500 00:23:46,593 --> 00:23:47,970 I'll look after him, straight up. 501 00:23:48,053 --> 00:23:49,555 I'll never neglect him. 502 00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:52,975 I'm only telling you the truth, as I see it. 503 00:23:53,058 --> 00:23:55,477 You won't leave us, will you? 504 00:23:55,561 --> 00:23:56,979 Oh, promise me, Alfie. 505 00:23:57,062 --> 00:23:57,980 Let go. 506 00:23:58,063 --> 00:23:59,439 Don't ruckle me sleeve. 507 00:23:59,481 --> 00:24:01,316 I ain't a savage, you know. 508 00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:02,818 I ain't going to scarper. 509 00:24:02,901 --> 00:24:04,736 But don't you start off crying. 510 00:24:04,820 --> 00:24:06,655 Otherwise I'll belt you one. 511 00:24:06,697 --> 00:24:08,991 I don't feel up to it. 512 00:24:10,534 --> 00:24:13,495 Don't. Don't jump up to him at once. 513 00:24:13,537 --> 00:24:15,998 You'll grow so attached to one another 514 00:24:16,039 --> 00:24:18,584 he won't even go to this Mrs. Tippet. 515 00:24:18,667 --> 00:24:21,587 Here, mate. That's enough of that now. 516 00:24:21,670 --> 00:24:24,506 I'll give you something to cry for. 517 00:24:24,590 --> 00:24:25,841 Come on now. 518 00:24:34,516 --> 00:24:36,226 There, you see? 519 00:24:36,310 --> 00:24:39,229 All you need is a father's voice. 520 00:24:39,313 --> 00:24:41,023 He's got a hard life in front of him, 521 00:24:41,106 --> 00:24:44,026 so don't give him any wrong impression 522 00:24:44,109 --> 00:24:45,277 from the start. 523 00:25:13,055 --> 00:25:14,973 Now, about this little kid of mine, 524 00:25:15,057 --> 00:25:17,726 he turns out to be a real quick 'un. 525 00:25:17,768 --> 00:25:21,522 He don't half love it when I play games with him. 526 00:25:21,605 --> 00:25:23,023 Never wants his mother, 527 00:25:23,106 --> 00:25:25,025 always asking for his father. 528 00:25:25,108 --> 00:25:26,193 Very soon, 529 00:25:26,276 --> 00:25:28,529 I find I'm getting quite attached to him. 530 00:25:28,612 --> 00:25:30,239 Know what I mean? 531 00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:33,242 Now, that's something I always guard against 532 00:25:33,283 --> 00:25:34,743 because sooner or later, 533 00:25:34,785 --> 00:25:37,246 that's going to bring you some pain. 534 00:25:37,287 --> 00:25:40,249 So if a bird ain't got you one way, 535 00:25:40,290 --> 00:25:41,875 she's got you another. 536 00:25:47,130 --> 00:25:49,049 That's the trouble, isn't it? 537 00:25:49,132 --> 00:25:51,552 Once you get a kid in your life, 538 00:25:51,635 --> 00:25:53,053 it ain't your bleedin' own. 539 00:25:53,136 --> 00:25:55,556 Look at the things you have to do. 540 00:25:55,639 --> 00:25:57,558 Next, please. 541 00:25:59,017 --> 00:26:01,478 Well, you can't be too careful, 542 00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:03,981 not with hereditary. 543 00:26:04,022 --> 00:26:05,649 No smoking, please. 544 00:26:08,652 --> 00:26:11,405 Queer job for a bird, isn't it- 545 00:26:11,488 --> 00:26:13,115 photographing people's insides. 546 00:26:14,199 --> 00:26:16,076 Chin on the top, please. 547 00:26:19,872 --> 00:26:21,832 Hands on hips. 548 00:26:21,915 --> 00:26:24,001 Shoulders forward. 549 00:26:24,084 --> 00:26:25,544 What does she think I am, 550 00:26:25,586 --> 00:26:27,045 a bleedin' contortionist? 551 00:26:27,087 --> 00:26:28,547 Nice hands, though. 552 00:26:28,589 --> 00:26:30,048 Firm but gentle. 553 00:26:30,090 --> 00:26:31,550 Know what I mean? 554 00:26:31,592 --> 00:26:33,051 I wouldn't mind her giving me a- 555 00:26:33,093 --> 00:26:34,136 Hold it. 556 00:26:34,219 --> 00:26:35,345 Next thing, 557 00:26:35,429 --> 00:26:38,390 they'll be taking pictures of what you're thinking. 558 00:26:38,432 --> 00:26:40,392 There'll be some "X" certificates 559 00:26:40,434 --> 00:26:42,394 knocking around then, eh? 560 00:26:54,823 --> 00:26:56,241 Sorry I'm late. 561 00:26:56,325 --> 00:26:57,743 There was a traffic jam at Piccadilly. 562 00:26:57,826 --> 00:27:00,245 It's all right. You're here now. 563 00:27:00,329 --> 00:27:02,247 I brought you some cherries. 564 00:27:02,331 --> 00:27:04,541 Oh, you shouldn't have done. 565 00:27:07,127 --> 00:27:10,088 Well, we never got that rain they promised us. 566 00:27:10,130 --> 00:27:12,341 It doesn't look like it. 567 00:27:14,676 --> 00:27:16,595 You had a hard morning? 568 00:27:18,138 --> 00:27:19,431 The usual. 569 00:27:26,104 --> 00:27:29,024 I don't like you working on that brewery bay. 570 00:27:29,107 --> 00:27:31,026 That's no job for a woman. 571 00:27:31,109 --> 00:27:33,070 You get used to it. 572 00:27:37,866 --> 00:27:38,825 What's that? 573 00:27:38,867 --> 00:27:41,745 That's that ring I was talking about. 574 00:27:43,664 --> 00:27:45,082 Oh, it's heavy. 575 00:27:45,165 --> 00:27:47,000 22-karat. Solid gold. 576 00:27:47,042 --> 00:27:49,545 Same as I say, that was my mother's. 577 00:27:49,628 --> 00:27:52,047 They don't make rings like that today. 578 00:27:52,130 --> 00:27:55,008 They made them to last in the old days. 579 00:27:55,050 --> 00:27:57,010 Can I try it on? 580 00:27:57,052 --> 00:27:58,554 Yeah, go on. 581 00:27:59,721 --> 00:28:02,558 Eh, no. No, sorry, but it's-it's bad luck. 582 00:28:02,641 --> 00:28:05,561 They say that once you put a wedding ring on, 583 00:28:05,644 --> 00:28:08,063 you should never take it off again. 584 00:28:08,146 --> 00:28:10,399 I don't know if there's anything in it. 585 00:28:12,985 --> 00:28:14,194 Humphrey... 586 00:28:17,406 --> 00:28:19,032 how would you feel... 587 00:28:21,159 --> 00:28:23,245 bringing up another man's child? 588 00:28:27,165 --> 00:28:28,083 Um... 589 00:28:29,585 --> 00:28:31,044 Have a cherry? 590 00:28:32,588 --> 00:28:34,047 You mean little Malcolm. 591 00:28:34,089 --> 00:28:36,550 I mean, once we were married, 592 00:28:36,592 --> 00:28:40,053 I could only look on him as my own child. 593 00:28:40,095 --> 00:28:43,056 I'd try to be a good father to him, 594 00:28:43,098 --> 00:28:45,017 if he'd have me. 595 00:28:49,104 --> 00:28:50,063 Here. 596 00:28:50,105 --> 00:28:51,857 Can I have this? 597 00:28:54,193 --> 00:28:55,611 Here. Come on, darling. 598 00:28:55,694 --> 00:28:58,530 Have a bit of the lady's sandwich. 599 00:28:58,614 --> 00:29:01,533 Just a little bit of the lady's sandwich. 600 00:29:01,617 --> 00:29:03,035 Come on, darling. 601 00:29:03,118 --> 00:29:04,578 Won't hurt you. 602 00:29:04,620 --> 00:29:06,079 Just a little bit. 603 00:29:06,121 --> 00:29:07,581 Come on. Good boy. 604 00:29:07,623 --> 00:29:09,082 I-I must go. 605 00:29:09,124 --> 00:29:11,627 I shall be late for work. 606 00:29:11,710 --> 00:29:13,045 Will you think over 607 00:29:13,128 --> 00:29:15,797 what I said to you last Wednesday? 608 00:29:17,466 --> 00:29:20,427 I've been thinking it over. 609 00:29:23,013 --> 00:29:25,474 Now I'll tell it to you 610 00:29:25,516 --> 00:29:27,976 for the very last time, Malcolm. 611 00:29:28,018 --> 00:29:30,979 Then you got to go to bye-byes. 612 00:29:31,021 --> 00:29:32,481 Abou Ben Adhem, 613 00:29:32,523 --> 00:29:33,982 may his tribe increase, 614 00:29:34,024 --> 00:29:36,985 awoke one night from a dream of peace 615 00:29:37,027 --> 00:29:40,405 and saw within the moonlight in his room, 616 00:29:40,489 --> 00:29:41,907 makin' it rich, 617 00:29:41,990 --> 00:29:44,326 and like a lily in bloom, 618 00:29:44,368 --> 00:29:47,746 an angel writin' in a book of gold. 619 00:29:47,829 --> 00:29:49,456 What's an angel? 620 00:29:49,540 --> 00:29:52,459 You know what an angel is. I told you. 621 00:29:52,543 --> 00:29:55,003 They're up in heaven, all around God. 622 00:29:55,045 --> 00:29:59,466 Exceeding peace had made Ben Adhem bold. 623 00:29:59,550 --> 00:30:00,926 Who's Ben Adhem, eh? 624 00:30:01,009 --> 00:30:04,513 He's the man that it's all happening to. 625 00:30:04,555 --> 00:30:07,516 Now shut your eyes and listen, Malcolm. 626 00:30:07,558 --> 00:30:09,560 Lie down... 627 00:30:09,643 --> 00:30:12,271 and don't ask questions. 628 00:30:12,354 --> 00:30:15,732 And to the presence in the room he said, 629 00:30:15,774 --> 00:30:18,986 "What writest thou?" 630 00:30:19,069 --> 00:30:22,030 The vision raised its head, 631 00:30:22,072 --> 00:30:26,159 and with a look made of all sweet accord, 632 00:30:26,243 --> 00:30:27,578 answered, 633 00:30:27,661 --> 00:30:32,791 "The names of those who love the Lord." 634 00:30:51,310 --> 00:30:53,228 What a lad he is- 635 00:30:53,312 --> 00:30:55,606 could hardly keep his eyes open, 636 00:30:55,689 --> 00:30:57,649 but he wouldn't give in. 637 00:30:57,691 --> 00:30:59,151 You know what? 638 00:30:59,193 --> 00:31:00,736 He went off just like that. 639 00:31:00,819 --> 00:31:04,615 He'll be a real handful in a few months' time. 640 00:31:04,698 --> 00:31:06,658 We'll have to be careful 641 00:31:06,700 --> 00:31:08,160 what we say in front of him. 642 00:31:08,202 --> 00:31:10,162 He's as sharp as a needle. 643 00:31:10,204 --> 00:31:12,664 Wait till he sees that great teddy bear 644 00:31:12,706 --> 00:31:14,666 I bought for his birthday. 645 00:31:14,708 --> 00:31:17,169 It's about that size, ever so soft. 646 00:31:17,211 --> 00:31:19,087 The bloke who sold it 647 00:31:19,171 --> 00:31:22,174 said it was a real rich kid's teddy. 648 00:31:23,300 --> 00:31:27,179 Here, do you fancy an hour's kip, girl, 649 00:31:27,262 --> 00:31:28,597 while he's asleep? 650 00:31:29,848 --> 00:31:32,267 Cloth ears, I'm talking to you. 651 00:31:32,351 --> 00:31:34,269 Humphrey's been to see me 652 00:31:34,353 --> 00:31:36,438 twice this week at lunchtime. 653 00:31:36,522 --> 00:31:38,649 What's he after- a bit on the side? 654 00:31:38,732 --> 00:31:40,192 No. Nothing like that. 655 00:31:40,234 --> 00:31:42,194 We just talked a bit. 656 00:31:45,572 --> 00:31:48,075 Then don't tell me what you talk about 657 00:31:48,158 --> 00:31:50,577 because I don't want to know. 658 00:31:50,661 --> 00:31:54,373 I can't bear to hear about a bird and a bloke 659 00:31:54,456 --> 00:31:56,416 having their innocent talks together. 660 00:31:56,458 --> 00:31:59,586 I think it's more intimate than the other. 661 00:31:59,670 --> 00:32:01,213 What is he after? 662 00:32:01,296 --> 00:32:03,841 He wants to marry me. 663 00:32:04,925 --> 00:32:06,844 What did you tell him? 664 00:32:06,927 --> 00:32:09,847 That I'd talk it over with you first. 665 00:32:09,930 --> 00:32:12,349 Why talk it over with me? 666 00:32:12,432 --> 00:32:13,851 You're a free agent. 667 00:32:13,934 --> 00:32:15,060 Malcolm needs a father. 668 00:32:15,143 --> 00:32:16,603 What do you think I am? 669 00:32:16,687 --> 00:32:19,064 I don't mean a weekend father. 670 00:32:19,106 --> 00:32:21,066 I mean a proper father. 671 00:32:21,108 --> 00:32:23,068 Well, we all need proper fathers. 672 00:32:23,110 --> 00:32:24,570 And proper mothers, too. 673 00:32:24,611 --> 00:32:28,073 There's just not enough to go around these days. 674 00:32:28,115 --> 00:32:29,575 I don't love him. 675 00:32:29,616 --> 00:32:32,077 I don't know what love is, 676 00:32:32,119 --> 00:32:35,080 the way you birds talk about it. 677 00:32:35,122 --> 00:32:37,749 But l-I respect him. 678 00:32:41,003 --> 00:32:42,462 Well... 679 00:32:42,504 --> 00:32:45,465 you'd better marry him then, hadn't you? 680 00:32:45,507 --> 00:32:49,928 You got young buster in there to think about. 681 00:32:50,012 --> 00:32:51,638 I'll be seeing you. 682 00:32:53,515 --> 00:32:54,766 Maybe. 683 00:33:01,690 --> 00:33:03,442 Daddy. 684 00:33:08,488 --> 00:33:10,908 Daddy! 685 00:33:36,725 --> 00:33:38,185 Nice, isn't it? 686 00:33:38,227 --> 00:33:40,187 Goes like a bomb, too. 687 00:33:40,229 --> 00:33:42,689 This car-hire firm I'm working for, 688 00:33:42,731 --> 00:33:45,192 they have all the best stuff. 689 00:33:45,234 --> 00:33:47,569 Know where I'm off to now? 690 00:33:47,653 --> 00:33:50,197 Pick up a party of publicans, 691 00:33:50,239 --> 00:33:52,699 take them to Brighton for the races. 692 00:33:52,741 --> 00:33:54,701 Well, you've got to enjoy yourself. 693 00:33:54,743 --> 00:33:58,705 Once a bloke thinks about a bird he's finished with- 694 00:33:58,789 --> 00:34:00,791 There's a waste of time. 695 00:34:03,085 --> 00:34:05,587 I'm not picking them up till half past 11:00, 696 00:34:05,671 --> 00:34:07,631 so I'm just popping in here. 697 00:34:07,673 --> 00:34:09,091 It's about that X ray. 698 00:34:09,174 --> 00:34:11,260 Didn't come out right or something. 699 00:34:11,343 --> 00:34:12,803 Load of red tape. 700 00:34:40,747 --> 00:34:42,165 Tilt forward, please. 701 00:34:42,249 --> 00:34:43,542 Thank you. 702 00:34:47,004 --> 00:34:49,464 You've done this before, haven't ya? 703 00:34:49,506 --> 00:34:50,591 Thank you. 704 00:34:50,674 --> 00:34:53,468 Have you been worrying about anything lately? 705 00:34:53,510 --> 00:34:54,469 Who, me? 706 00:34:54,511 --> 00:34:56,972 No. I'm not the worrying sort. 707 00:34:58,140 --> 00:34:59,558 Here. You know what? 708 00:34:59,641 --> 00:35:03,770 Gilda's only decided to marry this Humphrey geezer- 709 00:35:03,854 --> 00:35:05,564 Do you get tired easily? 710 00:35:05,647 --> 00:35:08,567 No. I'm full of energy. Always have been. 711 00:35:08,650 --> 00:35:10,110 I got a letter from her, see? 712 00:35:10,194 --> 00:35:12,112 "I don't love him," she says, 713 00:35:12,196 --> 00:35:13,614 "but I do respect him." 714 00:35:13,697 --> 00:35:15,616 I don't want no bird's respect. 715 00:35:15,699 --> 00:35:17,784 I wouldn't know what to do with it. 716 00:35:17,868 --> 00:35:19,703 Step on the scales, please. 717 00:35:19,786 --> 00:35:22,748 I haven't got much time, you know. 718 00:35:22,789 --> 00:35:24,208 She's told me time and again 719 00:35:24,291 --> 00:35:25,417 she loves me. 720 00:35:25,501 --> 00:35:26,877 Loves me for meself, 721 00:35:26,919 --> 00:35:28,378 whatever that may mean. 722 00:35:28,420 --> 00:35:29,922 Have you lost any weight lately? 723 00:35:29,963 --> 00:35:32,549 No. I always weigh 1 2 stone 6. 724 00:35:32,633 --> 00:35:33,884 Have done for years. 725 00:35:33,967 --> 00:35:36,553 I've never told her I love her, 726 00:35:36,637 --> 00:35:39,598 except when you got to say something 727 00:35:39,640 --> 00:35:41,099 for appearances' sake. 728 00:35:41,141 --> 00:35:42,601 1 stone 9 pounds. 729 00:35:42,643 --> 00:35:44,102 Get out of it. 730 00:35:44,144 --> 00:35:46,104 You sure these scales are right? 731 00:35:46,146 --> 00:35:48,106 This suit don't weigh nothing. 732 00:35:48,148 --> 00:35:49,608 9 ounces. Lightweight. 733 00:35:49,650 --> 00:35:51,485 It's a new terylene and mohair. 734 00:35:51,568 --> 00:35:52,986 You don't feel 735 00:35:53,070 --> 00:35:55,948 as though you got nothing on at all. 736 00:35:55,989 --> 00:35:58,742 The one thing I never do with a woman, 737 00:35:58,784 --> 00:35:59,743 I never- 738 00:35:59,785 --> 00:36:01,620 Take your shirt off, please. 739 00:36:01,662 --> 00:36:02,704 Eh? 740 00:36:02,788 --> 00:36:05,415 Would you take your shirt off, please? 741 00:36:06,667 --> 00:36:08,585 I never crawled to one. 742 00:36:08,627 --> 00:36:13,090 They either take me as I am or not at all. 743 00:36:13,131 --> 00:36:14,591 Do you perspire? 744 00:36:14,633 --> 00:36:16,510 I mean, do you sweat much? 745 00:36:16,593 --> 00:36:17,803 Sweat? No. 746 00:36:17,845 --> 00:36:19,221 Tell a lie. 747 00:36:19,304 --> 00:36:22,224 I did sweat last Sunday at the Locarno. 748 00:36:22,307 --> 00:36:25,227 I was dancing then, see, and I'd had a few beers. 749 00:36:25,310 --> 00:36:28,021 Of course, I use a deodorant under me armpits. 750 00:36:28,105 --> 00:36:31,108 Just rub it on. Quite good, they are. 751 00:36:31,191 --> 00:36:32,526 I see. 752 00:36:32,609 --> 00:36:34,570 Do you ever sweat at night? 753 00:36:36,738 --> 00:36:38,115 At nights? 754 00:36:40,117 --> 00:36:41,493 You mean in bed? 755 00:36:41,535 --> 00:36:43,829 Yes. In bed. 756 00:36:43,912 --> 00:36:45,873 Come to think of it, 757 00:36:45,914 --> 00:36:48,876 I did sweat a lot last night, 758 00:36:48,917 --> 00:36:50,878 and I couldn't understand why. 759 00:36:50,961 --> 00:36:53,922 Sit there with your back to me, please. 760 00:36:57,885 --> 00:36:59,845 Now take a deep breath. 761 00:37:01,180 --> 00:37:02,598 Now breathe out slowly. 762 00:37:02,681 --> 00:37:04,391 She said in her letter, 763 00:37:04,474 --> 00:37:06,101 "Malcolm and me will be all right 764 00:37:06,185 --> 00:37:08,604 'cause I'll be home to look after him." 765 00:37:08,687 --> 00:37:11,106 Again. A good deep one. Hold it. 766 00:37:22,576 --> 00:37:23,994 Oh. Let it out. 767 00:37:24,077 --> 00:37:25,996 "What about you, Alfie?" she says. 768 00:37:26,079 --> 00:37:27,497 "What will you do?" 769 00:37:27,581 --> 00:37:28,498 Say 99. 770 00:37:28,582 --> 00:37:29,708 99. 771 00:37:29,791 --> 00:37:32,252 I came over quite choked at that bit. 772 00:37:32,336 --> 00:37:33,670 Again. Whisper it this time. 773 00:37:33,754 --> 00:37:34,671 99. 774 00:37:34,755 --> 00:37:35,797 Whisper it again. 775 00:37:35,881 --> 00:37:36,924 99. 776 00:37:37,007 --> 00:37:39,051 Of course, I managed before- 777 00:37:39,134 --> 00:37:40,594 I managed before I met her, 778 00:37:40,636 --> 00:37:42,387 and I'll manage now she's gone. 779 00:37:42,471 --> 00:37:44,264 Do you have a pain in your back? 780 00:37:44,306 --> 00:37:45,265 Pain? No. 781 00:37:45,307 --> 00:37:47,267 Last week, I'm missing her, 782 00:37:47,309 --> 00:37:49,269 so I calls her up. 783 00:37:49,311 --> 00:37:52,272 Funny, I do feel some pain there now. 784 00:37:52,314 --> 00:37:54,274 A bit to the left. 785 00:37:54,316 --> 00:37:55,275 There? 786 00:37:55,317 --> 00:37:56,276 Higher up. 787 00:37:56,318 --> 00:37:57,277 There? 788 00:37:57,319 --> 00:37:58,278 Yeah. There. 789 00:37:58,320 --> 00:37:59,780 Is it tender? 790 00:37:59,821 --> 00:38:01,615 It is when you prod it. 791 00:38:01,657 --> 00:38:02,741 Turn around, please. 792 00:38:02,824 --> 00:38:05,244 Yeah, so I calls round, see? 793 00:38:05,327 --> 00:38:06,745 And you know what? 794 00:38:06,828 --> 00:38:09,248 She kept me at the door. 795 00:38:09,331 --> 00:38:10,749 Take a deep breath. 796 00:38:10,832 --> 00:38:13,252 But Malcolm must have heard me 797 00:38:13,335 --> 00:38:15,254 'cause he kept yelling "Daddy." 798 00:38:15,337 --> 00:38:16,255 Breathe out. 799 00:38:16,338 --> 00:38:18,674 She wouldn't let me touch her. 800 00:38:18,757 --> 00:38:20,884 She drew back, first time ever. 801 00:38:20,968 --> 00:38:21,885 99. 802 00:38:21,969 --> 00:38:22,886 1 00. 803 00:38:22,970 --> 00:38:23,887 Oh. 99. 804 00:38:23,971 --> 00:38:25,889 "I'm sorry, Alfie," she says, 805 00:38:25,973 --> 00:38:28,392 "but I'm playing fair by Humphrey, 806 00:38:28,475 --> 00:38:29,476 as I did by you." 807 00:38:29,518 --> 00:38:30,519 Do you cough much? 808 00:38:30,602 --> 00:38:31,520 Cough? Nah. 809 00:38:31,603 --> 00:38:33,522 Well, only in the mornings, 810 00:38:33,605 --> 00:38:35,023 but so does everyone. 811 00:38:35,107 --> 00:38:37,526 You know, after the first smoke. 812 00:38:37,609 --> 00:38:39,069 She never wanted no other geezer 813 00:38:39,152 --> 00:38:40,571 when she was with me. 814 00:38:40,654 --> 00:38:42,656 What playing fair was there in that? 815 00:38:42,698 --> 00:38:44,449 Do you bring anything up when you cough? 816 00:38:44,533 --> 00:38:46,952 Nah. I just clear me chest. 817 00:38:47,035 --> 00:38:49,580 That's the point of coughing, isn't it? 818 00:38:49,663 --> 00:38:51,582 Bring something up, clear the tubes. 819 00:38:51,665 --> 00:38:56,420 The pair of them are taking my little son from me. 820 00:38:56,503 --> 00:38:59,256 Sometimes, I can hear him calling "Daddy" after me. 821 00:38:59,339 --> 00:39:00,757 Do you find 822 00:39:00,841 --> 00:39:02,217 you get quickly irritable of late? 823 00:39:02,301 --> 00:39:04,261 Funny you should ask that, 824 00:39:04,303 --> 00:39:07,264 because I find I do me nut very easily these days. 825 00:39:07,306 --> 00:39:08,765 Do you sleep well? 826 00:39:08,807 --> 00:39:10,267 Like a top. 827 00:39:10,309 --> 00:39:13,770 The moment my head touches the pillow, I'm off. 828 00:39:13,812 --> 00:39:15,272 I never wake up till... 829 00:39:15,314 --> 00:39:17,107 I never used to wake up 830 00:39:17,191 --> 00:39:19,568 till it was time to get up. 831 00:39:19,610 --> 00:39:21,069 That's Elkins with an "S." 832 00:39:21,111 --> 00:39:22,571 Know what I mean? 833 00:39:22,613 --> 00:39:24,072 I think so. And now? 834 00:39:24,114 --> 00:39:27,576 I always wake up dead on the same time-4 a.m. 835 00:39:27,618 --> 00:39:31,079 No matter how much I've had to drink or... 836 00:39:31,121 --> 00:39:33,582 Can I be perfectly frank with you? 837 00:39:33,624 --> 00:39:34,791 Certainly. 838 00:39:43,008 --> 00:39:44,927 No matter who's beside me. 839 00:39:45,010 --> 00:39:46,929 You know what I mean? 840 00:39:47,012 --> 00:39:48,430 Yes. I understand. 841 00:39:48,514 --> 00:39:51,934 I never have been partial to these all-night sessions 842 00:39:52,017 --> 00:39:53,435 because, for one thing, 843 00:39:53,519 --> 00:39:55,437 I've rarely found a woman- 844 00:39:55,521 --> 00:39:58,941 You don't mind if I come out with it straight? 845 00:39:59,024 --> 00:40:00,817 You can tell me everything. 846 00:40:00,901 --> 00:40:05,072 Very few birds can get into my rhythm of sleeping. 847 00:40:06,240 --> 00:40:07,324 I see. 848 00:40:07,407 --> 00:40:10,327 I find myself lying there in the dark, 849 00:40:10,410 --> 00:40:11,828 staring at the ceiling. 850 00:40:11,912 --> 00:40:14,248 I keep thinking about this kid. 851 00:40:14,289 --> 00:40:16,041 I was very friendly with his mother. 852 00:40:16,124 --> 00:40:17,084 Nothing special. 853 00:40:17,125 --> 00:40:18,585 Just an ordinary girl, 854 00:40:18,627 --> 00:40:20,963 but I knew him well, the child. 855 00:40:21,046 --> 00:40:23,215 There's something I must tell you- 856 00:40:23,257 --> 00:40:27,719 All I wanted was for her to come back with Malcolm 857 00:40:27,761 --> 00:40:30,722 so we could spend our Sundays together. 858 00:40:30,764 --> 00:40:32,975 But she never come. Understand me? 859 00:40:33,058 --> 00:40:34,476 Oh, yes. Perfectly. 860 00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:36,645 Now, if you lose a bird, 861 00:40:36,728 --> 00:40:38,647 you can always replace her. 862 00:40:38,730 --> 00:40:40,649 But with a child, it's different. 863 00:40:40,732 --> 00:40:42,150 They're each one themselves. 864 00:40:42,234 --> 00:40:44,653 Each one's got his different nature. 865 00:40:44,736 --> 00:40:46,655 Now, I may not be 866 00:40:46,738 --> 00:40:48,657 the best daddy in the world, 867 00:40:48,740 --> 00:40:51,076 but I'm his real dad. 868 00:40:51,159 --> 00:40:53,453 There's something I simply must tell you. 869 00:40:53,537 --> 00:40:55,581 He's come out of these loins. 870 00:40:55,664 --> 00:40:57,958 What do you want to tell me? 871 00:40:58,041 --> 00:40:59,459 Look at this. 872 00:40:59,543 --> 00:41:01,670 They can't get away from it. 873 00:41:01,753 --> 00:41:03,172 He's my son. 874 00:41:03,255 --> 00:41:05,674 This is your X ray, Mr. Elkins. 875 00:41:05,757 --> 00:41:07,176 Blimey! Is that me? 876 00:41:07,259 --> 00:41:08,677 Yes, it is. 877 00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:10,762 I'm just a load of ribs. 878 00:41:10,846 --> 00:41:12,681 There are two shadows on your lungs. 879 00:41:12,764 --> 00:41:14,183 Shadows on me lungs? 880 00:41:14,266 --> 00:41:16,185 What are you talking about? 881 00:41:16,268 --> 00:41:17,686 Look at this patch. 882 00:41:17,769 --> 00:41:19,646 You've got an infection here, 883 00:41:19,688 --> 00:41:20,647 and one here. 884 00:41:20,689 --> 00:41:22,149 Infection? I can't have. 885 00:41:22,191 --> 00:41:24,151 I ain't been with nobody. 886 00:41:24,193 --> 00:41:25,652 It's not a question- 887 00:41:25,694 --> 00:41:27,654 You got to do something about this. 888 00:41:27,696 --> 00:41:29,656 We can deal with it. 889 00:41:29,698 --> 00:41:31,658 I want the best attention there is. 890 00:41:31,700 --> 00:41:33,160 I'll even pay for it. 891 00:41:33,202 --> 00:41:35,162 It's just a question of rest. 892 00:41:35,204 --> 00:41:36,663 I can't rest. 893 00:41:36,705 --> 00:41:38,165 I'm off to Brighton 894 00:41:38,207 --> 00:41:39,666 with a party of licentious victualers 895 00:41:39,708 --> 00:41:41,668 for a real good blowout. 896 00:41:41,710 --> 00:41:43,170 It's all been booked. 897 00:41:43,212 --> 00:41:44,671 You need rest 898 00:41:44,713 --> 00:41:45,672 in the quiet of the country. 899 00:41:45,714 --> 00:41:47,174 I hate the country. 900 00:41:47,216 --> 00:41:48,550 How can you rest 901 00:41:48,634 --> 00:41:51,762 with all that bleedin' dawn chorus? 902 00:41:56,850 --> 00:41:57,768 Oh. 903 00:41:57,851 --> 00:41:59,353 What's the matter? 904 00:42:00,979 --> 00:42:03,941 My-My feet feel like lead. 905 00:42:06,068 --> 00:42:08,028 The sweat is pouring off me. 906 00:42:08,111 --> 00:42:10,531 Now, Mr. Elkins, do keep calm. 907 00:42:10,614 --> 00:42:11,907 These are only shadows. 908 00:42:11,949 --> 00:42:13,367 Shadows? 909 00:42:14,785 --> 00:42:16,245 On me lungs? 910 00:42:17,788 --> 00:42:19,456 I'm bein' eaten away. 911 00:42:19,540 --> 00:42:21,959 This is the end of me. 912 00:42:22,042 --> 00:42:24,378 Oh, God in heaven, help me. 913 00:42:36,056 --> 00:42:37,474 Good afternoon, Mr. Elkins. 914 00:42:37,558 --> 00:42:38,934 Good afternoon. 915 00:42:40,102 --> 00:42:42,980 Here. Once you know you ain't going to die, 916 00:42:43,063 --> 00:42:46,441 funny how soon you pull back to normal. 917 00:42:54,116 --> 00:42:56,660 Know what? I used to think money was everything. 918 00:42:56,743 --> 00:42:59,162 If you've got money, I used to say, 919 00:42:59,246 --> 00:43:01,039 you can have beautiful birds, 920 00:43:01,123 --> 00:43:02,541 handsome suits, a car. 921 00:43:02,624 --> 00:43:04,668 But those things ain't a bit of use 922 00:43:04,751 --> 00:43:06,253 without your good health. 923 00:43:07,337 --> 00:43:08,255 Hello, Harry. 924 00:43:08,338 --> 00:43:09,756 Not come yet? 925 00:43:09,840 --> 00:43:12,342 She's run off with the milkman. 926 00:43:14,219 --> 00:43:15,179 Here... 927 00:43:15,220 --> 00:43:17,639 see this chap here? 928 00:43:17,723 --> 00:43:19,766 His name's Harry Clamacraft. 929 00:43:19,850 --> 00:43:21,643 He's 35 years old, 930 00:43:21,727 --> 00:43:23,145 married, with three kids. 931 00:43:23,228 --> 00:43:24,646 He's sitting in bed 932 00:43:24,730 --> 00:43:27,649 waiting for his wife Lily to visit him. 933 00:43:27,733 --> 00:43:29,151 He's had nothing else on his mind 934 00:43:29,234 --> 00:43:30,652 since last Sunday. 935 00:43:30,736 --> 00:43:33,155 I know for sure she'll be late. 936 00:43:33,238 --> 00:43:34,156 Watch it. 937 00:43:34,239 --> 00:43:36,658 In a minute, he'll pick up that book 938 00:43:36,742 --> 00:43:38,660 and pretend he's not worried 939 00:43:38,744 --> 00:43:40,162 and he's reading. 940 00:43:40,245 --> 00:43:42,372 There. What did I tell ya? 941 00:43:42,456 --> 00:43:45,417 He's no more reading than I am. 942 00:43:45,459 --> 00:43:47,586 He's listening for her footsteps. 943 00:43:47,669 --> 00:43:50,088 I ain't had a single visitor 944 00:43:50,172 --> 00:43:52,090 since I been in here. 945 00:43:52,174 --> 00:43:55,093 I told them all I'm on silence- 946 00:43:55,177 --> 00:43:56,595 not allowed to talk. 947 00:44:01,683 --> 00:44:05,646 Oy, Harry, your old woman's here. 948 00:44:05,729 --> 00:44:07,648 Mrs. Clamacraft, come through here. 949 00:44:07,731 --> 00:44:09,650 Do you think I should? 950 00:44:09,733 --> 00:44:11,151 I'm not supposed to. 951 00:44:11,235 --> 00:44:13,612 Course you can. Come on. 952 00:44:15,322 --> 00:44:16,782 There she is, Harry. 953 00:44:16,823 --> 00:44:17,783 Hello, love. 954 00:44:17,866 --> 00:44:20,118 Oh, Harry, I'm ever so sorry I'm late. 955 00:44:20,202 --> 00:44:22,037 That's all right. Now you've come. 956 00:44:22,120 --> 00:44:23,705 She's 20 minutes late. 957 00:44:23,789 --> 00:44:26,875 Now she wastes another 20 telling him why. 958 00:44:28,126 --> 00:44:30,045 I left home in time, 959 00:44:30,128 --> 00:44:33,048 but everything went wrong at the station. 960 00:44:33,131 --> 00:44:34,550 You look worried. 961 00:44:34,633 --> 00:44:36,051 I was only worried 962 00:44:36,134 --> 00:44:38,136 in case something might have happened to you. 963 00:44:40,389 --> 00:44:42,140 Here's your new-laid eggs. 964 00:44:42,224 --> 00:44:44,184 And here's your marmalade. 965 00:44:44,226 --> 00:44:46,186 Bleedin' great chunks of peel in it. 966 00:44:46,228 --> 00:44:48,188 No wonder he don't get well. 967 00:44:48,230 --> 00:44:51,483 Did that chap come about the smell in the garden? 968 00:44:51,567 --> 00:44:54,027 He thinks it might be trouble with the main drain. 969 00:44:54,069 --> 00:44:55,529 Look at him. 970 00:44:55,571 --> 00:44:58,532 Now he's worried about the bleedin' drains. 971 00:44:58,574 --> 00:45:00,659 How were your last X rays? 972 00:45:00,742 --> 00:45:02,202 I think they're improving. 973 00:45:02,244 --> 00:45:03,996 Next time have him look at that loose gutter. 974 00:45:04,079 --> 00:45:06,039 It might fall on you and the kids. 975 00:45:06,081 --> 00:45:07,541 Yeah. Kill the bleedin' lot. 976 00:45:07,624 --> 00:45:08,542 I will. 977 00:45:08,625 --> 00:45:11,086 How was your sputum test? 978 00:45:11,170 --> 00:45:13,088 Now there's a morale raiser. 979 00:45:13,172 --> 00:45:14,673 They're waiting for the results. 980 00:45:14,756 --> 00:45:16,717 Are you managing all right? 981 00:45:16,758 --> 00:45:18,218 I mean, about money. 982 00:45:18,260 --> 00:45:21,013 Yes. Everything's going fine. 983 00:45:21,054 --> 00:45:22,014 You sure? 984 00:45:22,055 --> 00:45:23,891 Yes, certain. 985 00:45:23,974 --> 00:45:25,642 They're trying to get through 986 00:45:25,726 --> 00:45:26,894 to one another. 987 00:45:26,977 --> 00:45:28,395 It ain't easy 988 00:45:28,478 --> 00:45:29,897 with their sort of mentality. 989 00:45:31,231 --> 00:45:33,192 Here. See this? 990 00:45:33,275 --> 00:45:35,235 Carla her name is. 991 00:45:35,277 --> 00:45:37,487 Hear how her skirt rustles? 992 00:45:37,571 --> 00:45:39,489 There's something about that rustling. 993 00:45:39,573 --> 00:45:42,492 I think I'll get on me bed, 994 00:45:42,576 --> 00:45:44,036 just in case. 995 00:45:47,873 --> 00:45:49,791 Don't let me disturb you. 996 00:45:49,875 --> 00:45:51,793 You can take that later. 997 00:45:51,877 --> 00:45:54,171 I know what it must be like 998 00:45:54,254 --> 00:45:56,673 seeing each other only once a week. 999 00:45:59,259 --> 00:46:00,677 She seems quite nice. 1000 00:46:00,761 --> 00:46:02,638 Yes. She's very nice. 1001 00:46:02,679 --> 00:46:04,640 I'll just get you ready 1002 00:46:04,681 --> 00:46:06,642 for your injection, Mr. Elkins. 1003 00:46:06,683 --> 00:46:08,018 Oh, thank you, Nurse. 1004 00:46:14,691 --> 00:46:15,651 Hmm... 1005 00:46:15,692 --> 00:46:16,652 Hmm... 1006 00:46:20,822 --> 00:46:23,200 Would you like a banana? 1007 00:46:23,283 --> 00:46:24,201 Oh... 1008 00:46:24,284 --> 00:46:25,744 thanks. 1009 00:46:27,704 --> 00:46:29,164 Ta. 1010 00:46:38,674 --> 00:46:40,676 Did-Did my mother come round? 1011 00:46:40,759 --> 00:46:42,427 What? 1012 00:46:42,511 --> 00:46:43,971 Oh! Yes. 1013 00:46:44,054 --> 00:46:45,514 Was everything all right? 1014 00:46:45,556 --> 00:46:47,015 She seemed put out 1015 00:46:47,057 --> 00:46:49,518 because I hadn't made the kids 1016 00:46:49,560 --> 00:46:50,519 a cooked dinner. 1017 00:46:50,561 --> 00:46:52,855 Ah, she's mad about Sunday dinners. 1018 00:47:03,240 --> 00:47:05,701 Young Phil's missing you ever so. 1019 00:47:05,742 --> 00:47:06,869 Is he? 1020 00:47:06,910 --> 00:47:09,705 He must have woken up early this morning. 1021 00:47:09,746 --> 00:47:12,708 I could hear him talking away to himself. 1022 00:47:12,749 --> 00:47:15,711 He kept scolding you for not coming home. 1023 00:47:15,752 --> 00:47:17,212 Ah, bless him. 1024 00:47:18,297 --> 00:47:20,632 Oh, I seem to have only just got here. 1025 00:47:20,716 --> 00:47:22,009 Don't hurry. 1026 00:47:24,595 --> 00:47:26,430 Dirty beast. 1027 00:47:26,513 --> 00:47:27,931 I'll get the sister 1028 00:47:28,015 --> 00:47:30,267 to give you your injection after tea. 1029 00:47:30,350 --> 00:47:32,436 Tell her to send the blonde. 1030 00:47:32,519 --> 00:47:33,937 Don't forget to write. 1031 00:47:34,021 --> 00:47:35,105 First thing, 1032 00:47:35,189 --> 00:47:36,940 as soon as they've gone to school. 1033 00:47:37,024 --> 00:47:39,109 Give my love to Phil and Shirley. 1034 00:47:39,193 --> 00:47:40,110 I will. 1035 00:47:40,194 --> 00:47:41,445 Bye-bye, love. 1036 00:47:41,528 --> 00:47:42,988 Eat your eggs. 1037 00:47:43,030 --> 00:47:43,989 I will. 1038 00:47:44,031 --> 00:47:45,490 Don't worry, love. 1039 00:47:45,532 --> 00:47:47,993 I'll be all right in a minute. 1040 00:47:48,035 --> 00:47:49,494 I'll look after him. 1041 00:47:49,536 --> 00:47:50,996 He hates me going. 1042 00:47:51,038 --> 00:47:52,998 I'll soon cheer him up. 1043 00:47:53,040 --> 00:47:54,499 Oh, thank you. 1044 00:48:04,009 --> 00:48:06,970 You get dependent on them coming, see? 1045 00:48:07,012 --> 00:48:09,973 And it don't do to get dependent on nobody. 1046 00:48:10,015 --> 00:48:12,476 They bring their fruit and flowers 1047 00:48:12,518 --> 00:48:15,145 and tell you how well you're looking. 1048 00:48:15,229 --> 00:48:16,688 After about five minutes, 1049 00:48:16,730 --> 00:48:20,275 they're dying for the bell to go so they can leave. 1050 00:48:20,359 --> 00:48:21,902 I know. I've watched them. 1051 00:48:21,985 --> 00:48:24,404 They're no sooner out the door 1052 00:48:24,488 --> 00:48:27,407 than they say, "Did you see old Ned? 1053 00:48:27,491 --> 00:48:28,909 Didn't he look rough? 1054 00:48:28,992 --> 00:48:30,911 Keep them insurance policies dusted. 1055 00:48:30,994 --> 00:48:33,413 Don't throw that black hat away." 1056 00:48:33,497 --> 00:48:35,624 I've heard 'em. 1057 00:48:47,386 --> 00:48:48,303 Mr. Elkins? 1058 00:48:48,387 --> 00:48:49,805 Oh, hello, Nurse. 1059 00:48:49,888 --> 00:48:51,807 You should be in bed. 1060 00:48:51,890 --> 00:48:53,308 I couldn't sleep. 1061 00:48:53,392 --> 00:48:54,643 I come down 1062 00:48:54,726 --> 00:48:56,144 and made meself a cup of tea. 1063 00:48:56,228 --> 00:48:57,646 You're not supposed to. 1064 00:48:57,729 --> 00:48:59,648 I've been doing things all my life 1065 00:48:59,731 --> 00:49:01,149 I'm not supposed to. 1066 00:49:01,233 --> 00:49:02,651 You know what? 1067 00:49:02,734 --> 00:49:04,403 I had a horrible nightmare. 1068 00:49:04,444 --> 00:49:06,905 You must have had too much supper. 1069 00:49:06,947 --> 00:49:07,948 No, serious. 1070 00:49:07,990 --> 00:49:10,909 I dreamt the hydrogen bomb had fallen 1071 00:49:10,951 --> 00:49:12,911 and I didn't get killed. 1072 00:49:12,953 --> 00:49:16,915 But I got some of that dust on me shoulder, see? 1073 00:49:16,957 --> 00:49:19,209 So I rushes in this house, 1074 00:49:19,293 --> 00:49:20,377 shuts the door, 1075 00:49:20,460 --> 00:49:22,796 and who should be there but little Malcolm. 1076 00:49:22,838 --> 00:49:23,797 Who? 1077 00:49:23,839 --> 00:49:25,382 Hey? Oh, yeah. 1078 00:49:25,465 --> 00:49:28,385 It's this kid I used to know. 1079 00:49:28,468 --> 00:49:29,887 And then I realized 1080 00:49:29,970 --> 00:49:33,098 that this- this dust on me, 1081 00:49:33,182 --> 00:49:35,142 this poison I picked up, 1082 00:49:35,184 --> 00:49:36,643 will kill him. 1083 00:49:36,685 --> 00:49:39,646 And I was taking it to him. 1084 00:49:39,688 --> 00:49:42,149 I was taking death to him. 1085 00:49:42,191 --> 00:49:44,651 But what could I do? 1086 00:49:44,693 --> 00:49:46,153 I had to save me bleeding self, 1087 00:49:46,195 --> 00:49:47,154 didn't l? 1088 00:49:47,237 --> 00:49:49,865 Didn't half make me feel rough, though. 1089 00:49:49,948 --> 00:49:52,159 I suppose it would make sense 1090 00:49:52,201 --> 00:49:53,535 to a psychiatrist. 1091 00:49:53,619 --> 00:49:55,537 I wish just for once 1092 00:49:55,621 --> 00:49:58,540 I could do something good in me dreams. 1093 00:49:58,624 --> 00:50:00,542 It wouldn't cost me anything, 1094 00:50:00,626 --> 00:50:03,545 and I'd get a great deal of satisfaction out of it. 1095 00:50:03,629 --> 00:50:05,547 Just goes to show you, 1096 00:50:05,631 --> 00:50:08,550 they got you when you're awake and asleep. 1097 00:50:08,592 --> 00:50:10,594 You'll be leaving here next month. 1098 00:50:10,677 --> 00:50:13,597 Yeah. I'll be glad to get back to London. 1099 00:50:13,680 --> 00:50:16,058 It won't be the same without you around here. 1100 00:50:17,226 --> 00:50:19,311 I ain't gone yet, girl. 1101 00:50:21,730 --> 00:50:23,190 Would you like me 1102 00:50:23,232 --> 00:50:25,692 to give you something to make you sleep? 1103 00:50:25,734 --> 00:50:27,194 There's a good idea. 1104 00:50:27,236 --> 00:50:28,195 All right. 1105 00:50:28,237 --> 00:50:29,363 Come with me. 1106 00:50:30,906 --> 00:50:34,034 Marvelous what you can get on the national health, 1107 00:50:34,076 --> 00:50:35,369 isn't it? 1108 00:50:37,204 --> 00:50:38,705 Goodbye, Mr. Elkins. 1109 00:50:38,747 --> 00:50:40,207 Goodbye, Mrs. Clamacraft. 1110 00:50:40,249 --> 00:50:41,708 Bye-bye, love. 1111 00:50:48,799 --> 00:50:50,259 You know something, Harry? 1112 00:50:50,300 --> 00:50:51,385 What? 1113 00:50:51,426 --> 00:50:53,720 These visiting days ain't doing you any good. 1114 00:50:53,762 --> 00:50:55,222 How do you mean? 1115 00:50:55,264 --> 00:50:57,724 It takes you a week to get over one. 1116 00:50:57,766 --> 00:50:59,226 If you're not careful, 1117 00:50:59,268 --> 00:51:01,728 you'll leave here in your wooden suit. 1118 00:51:01,812 --> 00:51:04,231 That's all I live for, to see her. 1119 00:51:04,273 --> 00:51:07,234 You got to live for yourself, not for others. 1120 00:51:07,317 --> 00:51:10,237 You'd have to do without her if she got killed. 1121 00:51:10,320 --> 00:51:11,738 Don't talk like that. 1122 00:51:11,822 --> 00:51:13,240 All I'm saying is, 1123 00:51:13,323 --> 00:51:14,741 it don't do 1124 00:51:14,825 --> 00:51:17,744 to get attached to nobody like that in this life. 1125 00:51:17,828 --> 00:51:19,663 What you don't understand- 1126 00:51:19,746 --> 00:51:20,664 Yeah? 1127 00:51:20,747 --> 00:51:22,165 What you don't understand- 1128 00:51:22,249 --> 00:51:23,166 What? 1129 00:51:23,250 --> 00:51:24,209 What? 1130 00:51:24,293 --> 00:51:27,171 is the bond between husband and wife. 1131 00:51:27,254 --> 00:51:30,174 What I do understand is human bleedin' nature. 1132 00:51:30,257 --> 00:51:32,176 Here. How do you know 1133 00:51:32,259 --> 00:51:34,845 your missus ain't got a geezer outside? 1134 00:51:34,928 --> 00:51:37,347 Say another word about my wife- 1135 00:51:37,431 --> 00:51:38,849 Harry! Harry! Harry! 1136 00:51:38,932 --> 00:51:40,851 Harry, don't get aeriated. 1137 00:51:40,934 --> 00:51:43,854 Harry. Here, sit quiet. 1138 00:51:47,232 --> 00:51:48,692 Here, have a fag. 1139 00:51:48,734 --> 00:51:50,194 The doc says 1140 00:51:50,235 --> 00:51:52,696 I'm not to smoke more than five a day. 1141 00:51:52,779 --> 00:51:54,198 Take no notice of him. 1142 00:51:54,281 --> 00:51:55,699 No, all I meant was, 1143 00:51:55,782 --> 00:51:57,201 with a bird, 1144 00:51:57,284 --> 00:51:59,203 you can never tell where it's been 1145 00:51:59,286 --> 00:52:00,704 or what it's done. 1146 00:52:00,787 --> 00:52:02,206 Would you mind saying "she"? 1147 00:52:02,289 --> 00:52:04,208 You're talking about my wife. 1148 00:52:04,291 --> 00:52:06,710 She or it, they're all birds. 1149 00:52:06,793 --> 00:52:09,213 What you got to do, Harry, 1150 00:52:09,296 --> 00:52:11,215 is start living for yourself, 1151 00:52:11,298 --> 00:52:12,716 Like I do. 1152 00:52:12,799 --> 00:52:15,219 They won't keep me here long. 1153 00:52:15,302 --> 00:52:17,721 But, Alfie, I miss the kids, 1154 00:52:17,804 --> 00:52:19,181 especially the youngest. 1155 00:52:19,264 --> 00:52:21,683 Now, just listen to me, Harry. 1156 00:52:21,767 --> 00:52:23,185 Listen to me for a minute. 1157 00:52:23,268 --> 00:52:26,188 Supposing tonight you was to snuff it, 1158 00:52:26,271 --> 00:52:28,524 know what I mean? 1159 00:52:28,607 --> 00:52:29,525 You're rotten- 1160 00:52:29,608 --> 00:52:31,026 No, just supposing. 1161 00:52:31,109 --> 00:52:33,028 That's it, have a giggle. 1162 00:52:33,111 --> 00:52:34,863 That's all life is, a giggle. 1163 00:52:34,947 --> 00:52:37,866 Say your old woman picks up with a bloke 1164 00:52:37,950 --> 00:52:39,368 and brings him home. 1165 00:52:39,451 --> 00:52:40,869 Not Lily. She wouldn't. 1166 00:52:40,953 --> 00:52:41,870 Why not? 1167 00:52:41,954 --> 00:52:43,372 She ain't bad. 1168 00:52:43,455 --> 00:52:45,874 She got a fair little figure- 1169 00:52:45,958 --> 00:52:47,209 not my type, but still... 1170 00:52:47,292 --> 00:52:48,210 Anyway, she introduces this bloke 1171 00:52:48,293 --> 00:52:49,711 as Uncle Bill. 1172 00:52:49,795 --> 00:52:51,713 Your kids would get a big kick out of it. 1173 00:52:51,797 --> 00:52:53,549 Not young Phil. He wouldn't. 1174 00:52:53,632 --> 00:52:54,716 He'd be the first, 1175 00:52:54,800 --> 00:52:56,718 specially if Uncle Bill brought toys. 1176 00:52:56,802 --> 00:52:58,720 He wouldn't buy Phil with toys. 1177 00:52:58,804 --> 00:53:00,722 Next thing, your missus tells the neighbors 1178 00:53:00,806 --> 00:53:02,224 the kids need a dad. 1179 00:53:02,307 --> 00:53:04,017 She'll blame it on the kids. 1180 00:53:04,101 --> 00:53:06,019 What are you getting at? 1181 00:53:06,103 --> 00:53:08,730 I only want you to see the truth 1182 00:53:08,814 --> 00:53:10,524 and start getting better. 1183 00:53:10,607 --> 00:53:13,527 For the first month after you're gone, 1184 00:53:13,610 --> 00:53:15,028 your wife and kids 1185 00:53:15,112 --> 00:53:17,531 might take flowers to the cemetery. 1186 00:53:17,614 --> 00:53:18,991 But once she's married 1187 00:53:19,032 --> 00:53:21,660 and the kids call Uncle Bill "Dad," 1188 00:53:21,743 --> 00:53:24,162 your grave will become a mass of weeds. 1189 00:53:24,246 --> 00:53:26,164 If you came home six months later, 1190 00:53:26,248 --> 00:53:27,499 your kids would ask Uncle Bill, 1191 00:53:27,583 --> 00:53:28,792 "Dad, who is it?" 1192 00:53:28,876 --> 00:53:30,294 If you don't stop, 1193 00:53:30,335 --> 00:53:32,296 I'll knock your bloody head in! 1194 00:53:32,379 --> 00:53:35,174 Harry, all I want is for you to see life, 1195 00:53:35,257 --> 00:53:36,675 see what it is 1196 00:53:36,758 --> 00:53:39,178 and what it does to you. 1197 00:53:42,931 --> 00:53:45,893 I-I never wanted to hurt you, Harry. 1198 00:53:45,934 --> 00:53:48,520 I never want to hurt anybody. 1199 00:53:50,856 --> 00:53:53,525 No. I suppose not. 1200 00:53:53,609 --> 00:53:56,069 But you do, Alfie. 1201 00:53:56,111 --> 00:53:57,613 But you do. 1202 00:54:03,785 --> 00:54:05,954 Want a game of draughts? 1203 00:54:08,707 --> 00:54:09,625 Yeah, all right. 1204 00:54:09,708 --> 00:54:11,418 Come on. 1205 00:54:20,761 --> 00:54:21,678 Alfie! 1206 00:54:21,762 --> 00:54:22,679 Great. 1207 00:54:22,763 --> 00:54:24,681 Alfie, just like old times. 1208 00:54:24,765 --> 00:54:26,183 How are you doing? 1209 00:54:26,266 --> 00:54:27,684 I'm all right, all right. 1210 00:54:27,768 --> 00:54:29,186 I feel all right. 1211 00:54:29,269 --> 00:54:31,688 I've got a gaff lined up for you. 1212 00:54:31,772 --> 00:54:34,191 I'm not used to all this noise. 1213 00:54:34,274 --> 00:54:35,442 Come on. 1214 00:54:37,277 --> 00:54:39,696 I've had six months of peace and quiet. 1215 00:54:39,780 --> 00:54:41,198 I'd be dead scared 1216 00:54:41,281 --> 00:54:43,700 to take a car through the streets. 1217 00:54:43,784 --> 00:54:45,702 I got just the job for you, then- 1218 00:54:45,786 --> 00:54:47,704 all the fresh air you want. 1219 00:54:47,788 --> 00:54:49,540 Street photography. Doing it meself now. 1220 00:54:49,623 --> 00:54:50,958 Where? 1221 00:54:50,999 --> 00:54:52,459 Up at Tower Hill. 1222 00:54:52,501 --> 00:54:53,710 Tons of tourists. Chat the birds up easy. 1223 00:54:53,794 --> 00:54:55,712 They're asking for it half the time. 1224 00:54:55,796 --> 00:54:57,214 Nothing to it- 1225 00:54:57,297 --> 00:54:58,423 "Hold it, lady. More to the left." 1226 00:54:58,507 --> 00:54:59,800 Three for 1 2 and a tanner. 1227 00:55:03,303 --> 00:55:04,721 He's a nice gentleman. 1228 00:55:04,805 --> 00:55:09,726 You can have it on your own if you don't like him, love. 1229 00:55:09,810 --> 00:55:12,187 You got film in that camera? 1230 00:55:12,229 --> 00:55:13,730 Are you loaded? 1231 00:55:13,814 --> 00:55:14,731 Yeah. 1232 00:55:14,815 --> 00:55:16,316 Oh, good morning. 1233 00:55:25,200 --> 00:55:26,618 Come on, lady. 1234 00:55:26,702 --> 00:55:29,121 Give us a great big smile. 1235 00:55:30,205 --> 00:55:31,331 Here you are, sir. 1236 00:55:31,415 --> 00:55:32,332 Not today. 1237 00:55:32,416 --> 00:55:34,835 I don't want my photograph taken. 1238 00:55:34,877 --> 00:55:36,003 I can't blame you. 1239 00:55:36,044 --> 00:55:38,005 What about the young lady? 1240 00:55:38,046 --> 00:55:39,506 Nor does she. 1241 00:55:39,590 --> 00:55:42,509 What about it? One on your own? 1242 00:55:42,593 --> 00:55:43,594 All right. I think I will. 1243 00:55:43,677 --> 00:55:44,595 Vacationing? 1244 00:55:44,678 --> 00:55:45,596 No. 1245 00:55:45,679 --> 00:55:46,597 Immigrant? 1246 00:55:46,680 --> 00:55:48,098 In a way. 1247 00:55:48,182 --> 00:55:49,099 Married? 1248 00:55:49,183 --> 00:55:50,100 Sometimes. 1249 00:55:50,184 --> 00:55:51,101 Now? 1250 00:55:51,185 --> 00:55:52,477 No. Not now. 1251 00:55:52,561 --> 00:55:53,896 How do you want me? 1252 00:55:53,979 --> 00:55:56,148 I got two positions- 1253 00:55:56,231 --> 00:55:59,234 straight up or sideways, depending on your nationality. 1254 00:55:59,318 --> 00:56:01,778 I'll have you against the ships. 1255 00:56:01,820 --> 00:56:02,779 All right. 1256 00:56:02,821 --> 00:56:06,116 I've always been partial to the navy. 1257 00:56:06,200 --> 00:56:08,619 Now, you look a real treat there. 1258 00:56:08,702 --> 00:56:11,121 We've no time to waste here. 1259 00:56:11,205 --> 00:56:13,874 We got a fast film in today. 1260 00:56:13,957 --> 00:56:15,167 Allow me, madam. 1261 00:56:15,250 --> 00:56:18,170 He's getting a bit choked up, isn't he? 1262 00:56:18,253 --> 00:56:20,172 Don't let it worry you. 1263 00:56:20,255 --> 00:56:21,381 It doesn't. 1264 00:56:21,465 --> 00:56:24,092 It doesn't seem to worry you either. 1265 00:56:24,176 --> 00:56:26,845 I never let any man worry me. 1266 00:56:26,929 --> 00:56:28,847 I see what you mean. 1267 00:56:28,931 --> 00:56:30,349 Now, that's lovely. 1268 00:56:30,432 --> 00:56:31,850 Can you hold it? 1269 00:56:31,934 --> 00:56:33,435 I'll do my best, young man. 1270 00:56:33,519 --> 00:56:34,811 Put a jerk in it. 1271 00:56:34,895 --> 00:56:37,022 I'll put a jerk in you. Hold it. 1272 00:56:38,106 --> 00:56:39,316 Lovely. That's a real beauty. 1273 00:56:39,399 --> 00:56:41,818 Now the close-up. Lick your lips. 1274 00:56:44,029 --> 00:56:45,113 Strewth. 1275 00:56:45,197 --> 00:56:47,157 Now watch the dickie bird. 1276 00:56:51,954 --> 00:56:53,372 Now what's your address? 1277 00:56:53,455 --> 00:56:56,291 And your telephone number? 1278 00:57:00,712 --> 00:57:02,130 That's three of each. 1279 00:57:02,214 --> 00:57:04,842 Be 1 5 shillings, sir. 1280 00:57:04,925 --> 00:57:06,885 Haven't you got any change? 1281 00:57:06,927 --> 00:57:08,387 No, I haven't. 1282 00:57:08,428 --> 00:57:10,889 I'll have to go look for some. 1283 00:57:10,931 --> 00:57:12,391 Keep the bloody change. 1284 00:57:15,435 --> 00:57:17,896 'Ello! How about a little souvenir? 1285 00:57:17,938 --> 00:57:19,898 You can have an enlargement for 4 and 6, sir. 1286 00:57:22,693 --> 00:57:25,988 I got just the job for you, Nat says. 1287 00:57:26,071 --> 00:57:27,489 Plenty of fresh air. 1288 00:57:27,573 --> 00:57:28,490 Know what? 1289 00:57:28,574 --> 00:57:31,493 I got the flu twice in six weeks. 1290 00:57:31,577 --> 00:57:33,996 I went back to the hire-car lark... 1291 00:57:34,079 --> 00:57:35,706 with the, uh, Rolls here. 1292 00:57:39,334 --> 00:57:42,254 It's very nice of you to come, Alfie. 1293 00:57:42,337 --> 00:57:43,755 Wasn't it, Lil? 1294 00:57:43,839 --> 00:57:45,382 Yes, it was. 1295 00:57:45,465 --> 00:57:47,342 If I'd known you'd be here, 1296 00:57:47,426 --> 00:57:48,385 I wouldn't have come. 1297 00:57:48,427 --> 00:57:50,429 I didn't mean that. 1298 00:57:51,597 --> 00:57:52,723 Of course not. 1299 00:57:53,932 --> 00:57:55,392 She looks real tired, 1300 00:57:55,475 --> 00:57:57,686 don't you think so, Alfie? 1301 00:57:57,769 --> 00:57:58,687 I'm all right. 1302 00:57:58,770 --> 00:58:01,190 You got to think about yourself. 1303 00:58:01,273 --> 00:58:04,193 Otherwise, you'll never get out of here. 1304 00:58:04,276 --> 00:58:05,194 Yeah, but... 1305 00:58:05,277 --> 00:58:08,280 can you give her a lift in your car? 1306 00:58:08,363 --> 00:58:10,407 Oh, Harry, please, no. 1307 00:58:10,490 --> 00:58:13,452 It's a long way for her by train. 1308 00:58:13,493 --> 00:58:15,454 Yeah. I'll take her back. 1309 00:58:15,495 --> 00:58:16,955 It's a pleasure. 1310 00:58:16,997 --> 00:58:19,458 He'll take you back. 1311 00:58:19,499 --> 00:58:21,210 She didn't want to come, 1312 00:58:21,293 --> 00:58:22,753 and I didn't want to take her. 1313 00:58:22,836 --> 00:58:25,631 We both agreed, to please Harry, see? 1314 00:58:25,672 --> 00:58:28,217 Looks real ribby though, don't she? 1315 00:58:30,177 --> 00:58:31,595 To brighten her up, 1316 00:58:31,678 --> 00:58:33,805 I'm taking her a roundabout way, 1317 00:58:33,847 --> 00:58:36,808 to show her a bit of the scenery. 1318 00:58:36,850 --> 00:58:39,353 Well, you can only try, can't you? 1319 00:58:41,021 --> 00:58:44,650 How would you like a nice cup of tea? 1320 00:58:44,691 --> 00:58:46,401 I don't want to be any trouble. 1321 00:58:46,485 --> 00:58:48,153 That's all right. 1322 00:58:50,197 --> 00:58:51,907 One thing about driving a Rolls, 1323 00:58:51,990 --> 00:58:54,409 they're pleased to see you anywhere. 1324 00:59:06,505 --> 00:59:07,923 Know what? 1325 00:59:08,006 --> 00:59:10,926 When she smiles that little smile of hers, 1326 00:59:11,009 --> 00:59:12,761 I'm quite touched by it. 1327 00:59:12,845 --> 00:59:16,014 Yeah, now I look at her, 1328 00:59:16,098 --> 00:59:19,017 she ain't so ugly after all. 1329 01:00:05,105 --> 01:00:07,524 It must be hard on you, girl- 1330 01:00:07,608 --> 01:00:09,526 old Harry being away so long. 1331 01:00:09,610 --> 01:00:12,029 Still, I'll say this for him, 1332 01:00:12,112 --> 01:00:13,530 he could hardly wait 1333 01:00:13,614 --> 01:00:18,368 for those visiting days to come round. 1334 01:00:18,452 --> 01:00:21,205 Don't worry about him, Lily. 1335 01:00:21,288 --> 01:00:23,290 He'll be home soon. 1336 01:00:25,375 --> 01:00:27,878 Of course he will. 1337 01:00:27,961 --> 01:00:30,005 Cheer up. 1338 01:00:52,402 --> 01:00:57,741 Well, what I'm going to do, old Harry will never know. 1339 01:00:57,783 --> 01:00:59,743 And even if he did, 1340 01:00:59,785 --> 01:01:03,080 he shouldn't begrudge me- nor her, come to that. 1341 01:01:03,121 --> 01:01:06,375 And it will round off the tea nicely. 1342 01:01:40,158 --> 01:01:43,620 I don't know what you must think of me. 1343 01:01:43,662 --> 01:01:46,623 I bet you ain't been with many blokes 1344 01:01:46,665 --> 01:01:47,791 besides Harry. 1345 01:01:51,253 --> 01:01:53,755 I haven't been with anyone. 1346 01:02:31,210 --> 01:02:33,212 Where you going, love? 1347 01:02:33,295 --> 01:02:34,505 London. 1348 01:02:34,546 --> 01:02:36,924 It's a big place for a little girl. 1349 01:02:37,007 --> 01:02:38,133 Hop in. 1350 01:02:52,981 --> 01:02:54,942 Hello, Frank. 1351 01:02:54,983 --> 01:02:56,944 What do you want to eat? 1352 01:02:56,985 --> 01:02:58,403 I'm not hungry. 1353 01:02:58,487 --> 01:02:59,905 Just a cup of tea, please. 1354 01:02:59,988 --> 01:03:01,406 You must eat something. 1355 01:03:01,490 --> 01:03:04,326 No, thank you. Just tea with sugar. 1356 01:03:13,710 --> 01:03:17,381 - Hello! - Hey! 1357 01:03:17,464 --> 01:03:19,174 How you doing? 1358 01:03:19,258 --> 01:03:21,218 Watch your loading ropes, Frank. 1359 01:03:21,260 --> 01:03:23,345 They look a bit dodgey. 1360 01:03:23,428 --> 01:03:24,388 Ta. 1361 01:03:24,429 --> 01:03:25,889 What's the fancy dress for? 1362 01:03:25,931 --> 01:03:27,891 Got a Rolls outside, don't l? 1363 01:03:27,933 --> 01:03:29,393 You're almost a stranger, Alfie. 1364 01:03:29,434 --> 01:03:30,894 Why didn't you turn up? 1365 01:03:30,936 --> 01:03:32,896 Sorry, darlin'. I couldn't make it. 1366 01:03:32,938 --> 01:03:34,398 Uh, a small tea 1367 01:03:34,439 --> 01:03:37,276 and a slice of buttered toast, please. 1368 01:03:38,443 --> 01:03:40,904 You won't get far on cups of tea. 1369 01:03:40,946 --> 01:03:42,781 I'll be all right. 1370 01:03:42,865 --> 01:03:44,283 Who's the mystery? 1371 01:03:44,366 --> 01:03:46,285 That one, Frank brought in. 1372 01:03:46,368 --> 01:03:48,787 You want to watch it, Alfie. 1373 01:03:48,871 --> 01:03:49,955 That's Frank's bird. 1374 01:03:50,038 --> 01:03:51,665 It's not my type, anyway. 1375 01:03:51,748 --> 01:03:53,667 I'll just go check those ropes, 1376 01:03:53,750 --> 01:03:55,169 see they're all right. 1377 01:03:55,252 --> 01:03:56,587 You O.K.? 1378 01:03:59,548 --> 01:04:02,467 A bit dead in here though, isn't it? 1379 01:04:02,551 --> 01:04:05,179 I think I'll have a tune. 1380 01:04:20,777 --> 01:04:22,613 They ain't half got some old ones, 1381 01:04:22,696 --> 01:04:23,697 ain't they? 1382 01:04:23,780 --> 01:04:24,698 Yes. 1383 01:04:24,781 --> 01:04:27,201 Did you come in with Frank? 1384 01:04:27,284 --> 01:04:28,202 Yes. Why? 1385 01:04:28,285 --> 01:04:31,205 He's a good bloke, Frank. Good mate. 1386 01:04:31,288 --> 01:04:32,706 Yes, he seems nice. 1387 01:04:32,789 --> 01:04:36,502 Yeah. He'd share his last cigarette with ya. 1388 01:04:36,585 --> 01:04:38,003 Very good-hearted is Frank. 1389 01:04:38,086 --> 01:04:39,505 You know what? 1390 01:04:39,588 --> 01:04:41,131 He'll even share his birds 1391 01:04:41,215 --> 01:04:42,591 with his mates. 1392 01:04:44,510 --> 01:04:45,969 One bloke told me 1393 01:04:46,011 --> 01:04:47,596 he'll even lend you his wife... 1394 01:04:50,933 --> 01:04:52,351 Like the Eskimos do. 1395 01:04:52,434 --> 01:04:54,478 I wouldn't fancy that. 1396 01:04:54,520 --> 01:04:57,356 Well, I mean, she's so bad-tempered. 1397 01:04:57,397 --> 01:04:59,858 I didn't think he was married. 1398 01:04:59,900 --> 01:05:01,860 He's got at least one wife. 1399 01:05:01,902 --> 01:05:03,862 Being a long-distance lorry driver, 1400 01:05:03,904 --> 01:05:06,365 he's away from home every other night. 1401 01:05:06,406 --> 01:05:07,866 Funny, some blokes, aren't they? 1402 01:05:07,908 --> 01:05:09,618 I wouldn't like anything like that- 1403 01:05:09,701 --> 01:05:10,869 sharing a girl- 1404 01:05:10,911 --> 01:05:11,912 would you? 1405 01:05:11,954 --> 01:05:13,288 No. 1406 01:05:13,372 --> 01:05:15,791 Where are you making for? 1407 01:05:15,874 --> 01:05:17,459 Well, London. 1408 01:05:17,543 --> 01:05:19,044 Any particular place? 1409 01:05:19,127 --> 01:05:20,212 Not really. 1410 01:05:20,254 --> 01:05:23,173 I'd like to get a room and a job, if I could. 1411 01:05:23,257 --> 01:05:25,676 Here. I might be able to help you. 1412 01:05:25,759 --> 01:05:27,636 I know the personnel officer 1413 01:05:27,719 --> 01:05:29,721 of a big toffee factory. 1414 01:05:29,763 --> 01:05:32,224 Could I see you in London, then? 1415 01:05:32,266 --> 01:05:34,726 See me in London? I could take you there. 1416 01:05:34,768 --> 01:05:35,727 But I'm- 1417 01:05:35,769 --> 01:05:37,145 I've got a Rolls Royce out there, 1418 01:05:37,229 --> 01:05:38,772 radio, heater- the lot. 1419 01:05:38,856 --> 01:05:42,234 But I shall have to tell that man Frank first. 1420 01:05:42,276 --> 01:05:43,735 Can't risk that. 1421 01:05:43,777 --> 01:05:44,736 He'll knock your block off. 1422 01:05:44,778 --> 01:05:45,737 Mine, too. 1423 01:05:45,779 --> 01:05:47,948 See that door there? 1424 01:05:48,031 --> 01:05:50,409 Well, 50 yards down the road 1425 01:05:50,450 --> 01:05:52,286 is a telephone kiosk. 1426 01:05:52,327 --> 01:05:54,079 You wait for me there. 1427 01:05:54,121 --> 01:05:55,581 I don't like doing that. 1428 01:05:55,622 --> 01:05:58,083 You don't want to be frightened of me. 1429 01:05:58,125 --> 01:06:00,085 I ain't a wolf, you know. 1430 01:06:00,127 --> 01:06:02,087 Go on, before he comes back. 1431 01:06:02,129 --> 01:06:03,297 You don't want sharing, do ya? 1432 01:06:03,380 --> 01:06:05,299 No. 1433 01:06:05,340 --> 01:06:06,800 No, course you don't. 1434 01:06:06,842 --> 01:06:08,510 Go on, there you go. 1435 01:06:11,180 --> 01:06:13,640 Would you please tell that driver I came in with 1436 01:06:13,682 --> 01:06:16,143 that I'm sorry, but I've had to go. 1437 01:06:16,185 --> 01:06:17,644 I'll tell him. 1438 01:06:17,686 --> 01:06:20,147 How much do I owe you, Flo? 1439 01:06:20,189 --> 01:06:21,648 1 and a penny. 1440 01:06:21,690 --> 01:06:23,150 You ain't going yet, Alfie? 1441 01:06:23,192 --> 01:06:25,652 I'm in a hurry all of a sudden. 1442 01:06:25,694 --> 01:06:27,154 What about your toast, then? 1443 01:06:27,196 --> 01:06:28,655 Give it to Frank. 1444 01:06:28,697 --> 01:06:30,157 He could do with a slice. 1445 01:06:30,199 --> 01:06:31,158 See ya. 1446 01:06:31,200 --> 01:06:32,659 See ya, Alfie. 1447 01:06:34,203 --> 01:06:37,122 Did you see the way he lapped it up? 1448 01:06:37,206 --> 01:06:39,625 Can't see what they all see in him. 1449 01:06:39,708 --> 01:06:41,627 Frank will go raving mad 1450 01:06:41,710 --> 01:06:42,628 when he comes back. 1451 01:06:42,711 --> 01:06:43,795 Good. 1452 01:06:50,385 --> 01:06:52,346 Sit back and enjoy yourself, girl. 1453 01:06:52,387 --> 01:06:55,682 Do your folks at home know where you're going? 1454 01:06:55,766 --> 01:06:57,726 I haven't got any. 1455 01:06:57,768 --> 01:07:00,103 Oh, there must be somebody. 1456 01:07:01,188 --> 01:07:04,316 I want to make a new start in London. 1457 01:07:04,399 --> 01:07:06,610 Well, I reckon you've landed on your feet. 1458 01:07:06,693 --> 01:07:08,237 You'll have a great little life with me. 1459 01:07:08,320 --> 01:07:12,407 Baby, I'm sorry... 1460 01:07:12,491 --> 01:07:15,410 It ain't come up too bad, has it? 1461 01:07:15,494 --> 01:07:18,413 All it needed was a good wash 1462 01:07:18,497 --> 01:07:20,916 and a bit of care and attention. 1463 01:07:20,999 --> 01:07:23,418 It's quite dainty. You know what I mean? 1464 01:07:23,502 --> 01:07:26,922 Here. I no sooner take a pair of socks off 1465 01:07:27,005 --> 01:07:28,632 than it washes them. 1466 01:07:28,715 --> 01:07:29,967 And it can cook, too. 1467 01:07:30,050 --> 01:07:31,635 A bit limited on the menu. 1468 01:07:31,718 --> 01:07:34,805 Mostly Lancashire hot-pot and steak-and-kidney pie. 1469 01:07:34,888 --> 01:07:36,640 They blow you out a bit. 1470 01:07:36,723 --> 01:07:39,184 But it does do a marvelous egg custard. 1471 01:07:39,268 --> 01:07:41,645 I ain't never tasted nothing like it. 1472 01:07:41,728 --> 01:07:44,147 And it's pretty fair on the other and all. 1473 01:07:44,231 --> 01:07:46,149 A bit on the shy side, 1474 01:07:46,233 --> 01:07:48,861 but I find it makes quite a change these days. 1475 01:07:48,944 --> 01:07:51,655 Oy, turn it down a bit, Annie. 1476 01:07:51,738 --> 01:07:57,119 Baby, I'm sorry 1477 01:07:57,160 --> 01:08:00,080 Oh, baby, I'm sorry... 1478 01:08:00,163 --> 01:08:01,999 It's in love, see? 1479 01:08:02,040 --> 01:08:04,501 Now, when it listens to that stuff, 1480 01:08:04,543 --> 01:08:07,004 it daydreams that the bloke who threw it over 1481 01:08:07,045 --> 01:08:08,964 will one day want it back. 1482 01:08:09,006 --> 01:08:10,465 What a bleedin' hope. 1483 01:08:10,507 --> 01:08:12,467 Just watch how it works. 1484 01:08:12,509 --> 01:08:14,428 Scrub, scrub, scrub. 1485 01:08:14,511 --> 01:08:16,763 It takes some birds like that. 1486 01:08:16,847 --> 01:08:18,265 Not all of them. 1487 01:08:18,348 --> 01:08:22,144 Can I get you a cup of tea, Alfie? 1488 01:08:22,186 --> 01:08:23,645 Take it easy. 1489 01:08:23,687 --> 01:08:25,647 You always want to be doing something. 1490 01:08:25,689 --> 01:08:27,649 Here, I had a bird once- 1491 01:08:27,691 --> 01:08:29,651 a big, fat thing it was- 1492 01:08:29,693 --> 01:08:31,653 got crossed in love or something. 1493 01:08:31,695 --> 01:08:34,156 The bigger they are, the harder they fall. 1494 01:08:34,198 --> 01:08:37,659 She used to sit in front of the fire all day long, 1495 01:08:37,743 --> 01:08:39,703 smoking cigarettes and drinking tea, 1496 01:08:39,745 --> 01:08:42,206 till her shins were burned red raw. 1497 01:08:42,247 --> 01:08:45,209 "Get us a cup of tea, bracken-shins," 1498 01:08:45,250 --> 01:08:46,210 I said to it one time. 1499 01:08:46,251 --> 01:08:48,170 "What?" it said. "You paralyzed?" 1500 01:08:48,253 --> 01:08:49,671 I soon got rid of it. 1501 01:08:49,755 --> 01:08:50,672 Are you visiting your friend 1502 01:08:50,756 --> 01:08:51,715 at the sanatorium? 1503 01:08:51,757 --> 01:08:53,217 Old Harry? Yeah. 1504 01:08:53,258 --> 01:08:55,719 You fancy a ride in the car, girl? 1505 01:08:55,761 --> 01:08:57,721 I've some washing to do. 1506 01:08:57,763 --> 01:08:59,223 You're always bleedin' washing. 1507 01:08:59,264 --> 01:09:01,225 Why don't you take a rest? 1508 01:09:01,266 --> 01:09:03,727 I feel better if I'm doing something. 1509 01:09:03,769 --> 01:09:05,187 If it makes ya feel better, 1510 01:09:05,270 --> 01:09:06,730 I won't stop ya. 1511 01:09:06,772 --> 01:09:08,232 Punishes itself, you see. 1512 01:09:08,273 --> 01:09:11,485 That way, life can't get at it the same. 1513 01:09:11,568 --> 01:09:13,904 What time will you be back, Alfie? 1514 01:09:13,946 --> 01:09:15,906 When I go out that door, 1515 01:09:15,948 --> 01:09:19,409 I don't know what day I'll be back, 1516 01:09:19,451 --> 01:09:20,911 Let alone what time. 1517 01:09:20,953 --> 01:09:23,413 I'm what is called a free agent. 1518 01:09:23,455 --> 01:09:24,915 Sorry. I just thought 1519 01:09:24,957 --> 01:09:25,916 I'd have your meal ready. 1520 01:09:25,958 --> 01:09:27,417 Make a meal that's always ready- 1521 01:09:27,459 --> 01:09:29,086 hash or stew or something. 1522 01:09:29,169 --> 01:09:31,129 I thought I'd do something special. 1523 01:09:31,171 --> 01:09:33,841 Get those boots for me, will you, girl? 1524 01:09:36,718 --> 01:09:39,137 See? Even she's started asking me 1525 01:09:39,221 --> 01:09:40,138 when I'll be back. 1526 01:09:40,222 --> 01:09:42,140 Know what? That little remark 1527 01:09:42,224 --> 01:09:44,601 could be the writing on the wall. 1528 01:09:46,061 --> 01:09:48,480 Annie, when are you going to start using 1529 01:09:48,564 --> 01:09:50,440 those gloves I bought you? 1530 01:09:50,524 --> 01:09:51,942 You'll ruin your hands, 1531 01:09:52,025 --> 01:09:53,944 what with all that scrubbing and whatnot. 1532 01:09:54,027 --> 01:09:55,487 They don't matter. 1533 01:09:55,529 --> 01:09:57,990 They may not matter to you, 1534 01:09:58,031 --> 01:09:58,991 but they matter to me. 1535 01:09:59,032 --> 01:10:00,492 Nothing puts me off more 1536 01:10:00,534 --> 01:10:02,661 than a woman getting hold of me 1537 01:10:02,744 --> 01:10:04,288 with hard, horny mitts. 1538 01:10:04,371 --> 01:10:06,331 You got pretty little fingers. 1539 01:10:06,373 --> 01:10:08,625 They're like a child's. 1540 01:10:08,709 --> 01:10:11,336 Look after them for me. 1541 01:10:20,762 --> 01:10:23,223 Sometimes, it gets a dead, ghostified look 1542 01:10:23,265 --> 01:10:25,475 come over its little face, 1543 01:10:25,559 --> 01:10:27,477 as though it were all sick inside 1544 01:10:27,561 --> 01:10:28,979 with love or something 1545 01:10:29,062 --> 01:10:31,398 and its poor bleedin' mind was stumbling about, 1546 01:10:31,481 --> 01:10:33,734 Looking for a corner to rest in. 1547 01:10:33,775 --> 01:10:35,861 Take the other night, for instance. 1548 01:10:54,505 --> 01:10:56,924 After what we'd just been through together, 1549 01:10:57,007 --> 01:10:58,926 it made me really mad. 1550 01:10:59,009 --> 01:11:01,929 After all, there's a time and a place for everything. 1551 01:11:02,012 --> 01:11:05,140 Even your thoughts have a proper place. 1552 01:11:16,568 --> 01:11:19,071 Sorry, Alfie. 1553 01:11:19,154 --> 01:11:22,658 Forget him, girl. 1554 01:11:22,741 --> 01:11:25,077 I'm here and in the flesh. 1555 01:11:29,665 --> 01:11:32,793 Blimey, she looked dead guilty. 1556 01:11:32,876 --> 01:11:35,879 Know what? I was sorry I spoke. 1557 01:11:35,963 --> 01:11:37,923 "Alfie," I says to meself, 1558 01:11:37,965 --> 01:11:41,426 "she's as human as you are." 1559 01:11:44,263 --> 01:11:46,181 Well, I'll be off now, girl. 1560 01:11:46,265 --> 01:11:48,725 Like to give me a brush-down? 1561 01:11:51,186 --> 01:11:54,106 Shall I say you'll be back about 7:00, Alfie? 1562 01:11:54,189 --> 01:11:55,607 Say what you like. 1563 01:11:55,691 --> 01:11:58,110 Whether I'll be or not is another matter. 1564 01:11:58,193 --> 01:11:59,611 You have something ready. 1565 01:11:59,695 --> 01:12:02,823 If I'm here, I'll eat it. If I'm not, I won't. 1566 01:12:04,658 --> 01:12:07,077 You know what, Annie? You're a nice-looking girl, 1567 01:12:07,160 --> 01:12:09,580 only you want to brighten yourself up. 1568 01:12:09,663 --> 01:12:11,081 Don't mope about depressed. 1569 01:12:11,164 --> 01:12:13,083 You got to think of others. 1570 01:12:13,166 --> 01:12:14,293 So long. 1571 01:12:14,376 --> 01:12:17,129 Take care of yourself, Alfie. 1572 01:12:26,180 --> 01:12:29,099 I didn't like leaving it there on a Sunday, 1573 01:12:29,183 --> 01:12:30,142 scrubbing away. 1574 01:12:30,225 --> 01:12:33,103 But what could I do? You know what I mean? 1575 01:12:33,187 --> 01:12:35,105 I couldn't take it with me. 1576 01:12:50,078 --> 01:12:52,956 Going up in the world, ain't l? 1577 01:12:53,040 --> 01:12:55,459 Do you know what the rents are here? 1578 01:12:55,542 --> 01:12:56,960 1 5 quid a week. 1579 01:12:57,044 --> 01:13:00,380 That's including central heating, of course. 1580 01:13:07,888 --> 01:13:11,475 You'll never guess who I'm calling on. 1581 01:13:11,558 --> 01:13:14,478 Well, I wouldn't have believed it meself 1582 01:13:14,561 --> 01:13:15,896 three months ago. 1583 01:13:19,399 --> 01:13:20,817 I'm here, girl. 1584 01:13:20,901 --> 01:13:22,319 That's life, ain't it? 1585 01:13:22,402 --> 01:13:24,821 You can never tell what's round the corner. 1586 01:13:24,905 --> 01:13:26,323 Know what I mean? 1587 01:13:26,406 --> 01:13:28,325 Down one minute, up the next. 1588 01:13:28,408 --> 01:13:31,828 You drop a tanner, look around, what do you find? 1589 01:13:31,912 --> 01:13:33,497 Ruby! 1590 01:13:33,580 --> 01:13:34,706 Hello, baby. 1591 01:13:34,790 --> 01:13:37,918 Hold it! Gotcha. 1592 01:13:45,300 --> 01:13:47,928 She's in lovely condition. 1593 01:13:49,805 --> 01:13:50,722 Ooh... 1594 01:13:50,806 --> 01:13:53,642 Ooh! What are you so impatient about? 1595 01:13:53,684 --> 01:13:55,143 What do you think? 1596 01:13:55,185 --> 01:13:56,645 Don't kiss my ear. 1597 01:13:56,687 --> 01:13:58,146 You know what it does to me. 1598 01:13:58,188 --> 01:13:59,648 Come on, what about it? 1599 01:13:59,690 --> 01:14:02,025 Let's at least have a drink first. 1600 01:14:02,109 --> 01:14:03,527 Whiskey? 1601 01:14:03,610 --> 01:14:06,029 You haven't got a beer, light ale, or something? 1602 01:14:06,113 --> 01:14:08,991 Yes, I've probably got a beer on the ice. 1603 01:14:11,785 --> 01:14:14,705 She gets all this lot off income tax. 1604 01:14:14,788 --> 01:14:16,206 Business expenses, see? 1605 01:14:16,290 --> 01:14:17,708 She owns three hairdressers. 1606 01:14:17,791 --> 01:14:20,210 The thing I like about Ruby, 1607 01:14:20,294 --> 01:14:21,712 she's a mature woman. 1608 01:14:21,795 --> 01:14:23,714 When she gets hold of you, 1609 01:14:23,797 --> 01:14:25,174 you can feel a lifetime of experience 1610 01:14:25,215 --> 01:14:26,258 in her fingers. 1611 01:14:26,341 --> 01:14:28,760 I find I'm going in more 1612 01:14:28,844 --> 01:14:30,262 for that sort of woman these days. 1613 01:14:30,345 --> 01:14:32,764 Here! Don't you dig your nails in again, 1614 01:14:32,848 --> 01:14:34,766 Like you did last Thursday night. 1615 01:14:34,850 --> 01:14:37,269 I got scratches all down me back. 1616 01:14:37,352 --> 01:14:39,771 I may do more than that to you today. 1617 01:14:39,855 --> 01:14:41,273 Great long wheals they are. 1618 01:14:41,356 --> 01:14:43,275 She dug her nails right in. 1619 01:14:43,358 --> 01:14:45,027 She's had two husbands. 1620 01:14:45,110 --> 01:14:47,362 Both dead. 1621 01:14:48,447 --> 01:14:52,409 And I've a good idea what they died of. 1622 01:14:55,704 --> 01:14:58,123 She don't keep asking do you love her, 1623 01:14:58,207 --> 01:14:59,625 Like young birds do. 1624 01:14:59,708 --> 01:15:01,126 She don't never mention love. 1625 01:15:01,210 --> 01:15:02,628 She knows what she wants, 1626 01:15:02,711 --> 01:15:04,630 and she's going to get it... 1627 01:15:04,713 --> 01:15:06,590 if there's any going. 1628 01:15:06,673 --> 01:15:07,758 Cheers. 1629 01:15:07,841 --> 01:15:10,761 Cheers. 1630 01:15:10,802 --> 01:15:11,762 Alfie... 1631 01:15:11,803 --> 01:15:13,764 don't you ever think about 1632 01:15:13,805 --> 01:15:16,266 bringing your girlfriends flowers or candy? 1633 01:15:16,308 --> 01:15:18,268 Yeah, I often think about it, 1634 01:15:18,310 --> 01:15:19,770 but I never do it, 1635 01:15:19,811 --> 01:15:21,772 not unless they're in hospital. 1636 01:15:21,813 --> 01:15:25,275 Don't put your wet glass on my polished table. 1637 01:15:25,317 --> 01:15:27,986 You know, you're getting bleedin' fussy. 1638 01:15:28,070 --> 01:15:29,988 I'm not getting bleeding fussy. 1639 01:15:30,072 --> 01:15:31,615 Yes, you are. 1640 01:15:31,698 --> 01:15:33,825 I am not fussy! 1641 01:15:35,118 --> 01:15:36,078 Hello. 1642 01:15:36,119 --> 01:15:37,079 Ah! 1643 01:15:37,120 --> 01:15:39,831 She's in beautiful condition. 1644 01:15:41,834 --> 01:15:44,253 You're a little sexpot, ain't ya? 1645 01:15:44,294 --> 01:15:45,254 Am l? 1646 01:15:45,295 --> 01:15:48,006 You're a little lust-box, ain't ya? 1647 01:15:48,090 --> 01:15:49,508 My little lust-box. 1648 01:15:49,591 --> 01:15:51,969 I might settle down with her. 1649 01:15:52,010 --> 01:15:53,971 With a wife like Ruby, 1650 01:15:54,012 --> 01:15:56,139 you wouldn't want nothing on the side. 1651 01:15:56,181 --> 01:15:57,432 You know what I mean? 1652 01:15:58,517 --> 01:15:59,852 Ha ha ha! 1653 01:15:59,935 --> 01:16:01,353 Bedroom. 1654 01:16:06,775 --> 01:16:09,987 Here. Come and have a look at this a minute. 1655 01:16:12,072 --> 01:16:13,532 Great, ain't it? 1656 01:16:13,574 --> 01:16:15,534 Have you caught the ceilings? 1657 01:16:15,576 --> 01:16:19,162 Look at the size of that bath. 1658 01:16:19,204 --> 01:16:20,664 King-size. 1659 01:16:20,706 --> 01:16:23,166 It's a bit of a tight squeeze 1660 01:16:23,208 --> 01:16:24,668 with the two of us in it, 1661 01:16:24,710 --> 01:16:26,837 but you can have a lot of fun splashing about and whatnot. 1662 01:16:30,549 --> 01:16:32,384 Do you know there have been times 1663 01:16:32,467 --> 01:16:35,762 I felt lucky to get out of that bath alive? 1664 01:16:35,971 --> 01:16:38,223 He found himself another gal 1665 01:16:38,307 --> 01:16:40,559 The dirty rotten hound 1666 01:16:40,642 --> 01:16:43,896 He found himself another Creole miss 1667 01:17:02,664 --> 01:17:04,958 So now you've met another guy 1668 01:17:05,042 --> 01:17:07,252 Slowly take your time 1669 01:17:07,336 --> 01:17:10,756 Give away too much, and you are lost 1670 01:17:12,132 --> 01:17:13,926 Now he's telling you a lie 1671 01:17:14,009 --> 01:17:16,178 Smiles as sweet as lime 1672 01:17:16,261 --> 01:17:19,556 Baby, Sally, baby, you've been crossed 1673 01:17:20,974 --> 01:17:23,435 Well, don't waste your time, Sally 1674 01:17:23,477 --> 01:17:24,603 Find another guy... 1675 01:17:24,645 --> 01:17:25,854 Hello, Lace. 1676 01:17:25,938 --> 01:17:26,939 Hello, Alfie. 1677 01:17:27,022 --> 01:17:28,106 Don't waste your time, Sally 1678 01:17:28,148 --> 01:17:29,650 Comin' through the rye 1679 01:17:29,691 --> 01:17:32,444 Get up and go, Sally 1680 01:17:32,486 --> 01:17:34,446 Don't sing too low, Sally 1681 01:17:34,488 --> 01:17:36,615 At least he didn't take your dough, Sally 1682 01:17:36,698 --> 01:17:40,994 Go, Sally, go 1683 01:17:47,167 --> 01:17:49,127 Have you got the car outside, Alfie? 1684 01:17:49,169 --> 01:17:52,130 Know what? I got this bird Annie from up north 1685 01:17:52,172 --> 01:17:53,632 staying at my pad. 1686 01:17:53,674 --> 01:17:55,133 She can't half cook. 1687 01:17:55,217 --> 01:17:56,635 What's bleedin' cooking 1688 01:17:56,677 --> 01:17:58,595 got to do with it? 1689 01:17:58,679 --> 01:18:00,013 She don't like it 1690 01:18:00,097 --> 01:18:01,598 if he don't come home for meals, eh? 1691 01:18:01,682 --> 01:18:04,518 No. She does some handsome nosh-ups- 1692 01:18:04,560 --> 01:18:07,020 steak-and-kidney pie, Lancashire hot-pot. 1693 01:18:07,062 --> 01:18:08,730 I love her cooking, I do. 1694 01:18:08,814 --> 01:18:11,733 I thought you was looking a bit blown out. 1695 01:18:11,817 --> 01:18:13,735 What do you mean, blown out? 1696 01:18:13,819 --> 01:18:15,237 It's just the appearance, 1697 01:18:15,320 --> 01:18:17,072 you see, Alfie. 1698 01:18:17,155 --> 01:18:18,365 What appearance? 1699 01:18:18,448 --> 01:18:20,409 Well, you look all puffed up, 1700 01:18:20,450 --> 01:18:21,410 blown out, 1701 01:18:21,451 --> 01:18:24,413 sort of ponsified. 1702 01:18:24,538 --> 01:18:25,831 Ponsified? 1703 01:18:25,914 --> 01:18:28,333 I've never felt fitter in all my life. 1704 01:18:28,417 --> 01:18:30,085 He wasn't saying you wasn't fit, 1705 01:18:30,127 --> 01:18:31,336 was you, Lacey? 1706 01:18:31,420 --> 01:18:34,089 No, you just look different, that's all, 1707 01:18:34,131 --> 01:18:35,132 don't he? 1708 01:18:35,215 --> 01:18:37,426 What's bleedin' different about me? 1709 01:18:37,467 --> 01:18:38,927 That bird Annie of yours, 1710 01:18:38,969 --> 01:18:40,929 she's putting a block on you, 1711 01:18:40,971 --> 01:18:42,431 and you can't see it. 1712 01:18:42,472 --> 01:18:44,433 Looks that way to me, mate. 1713 01:18:44,474 --> 01:18:45,934 She's only looking after me. 1714 01:18:45,976 --> 01:18:47,436 Looking after you? 1715 01:18:47,477 --> 01:18:49,479 In 1 2 months, you won't recognize yourself. 1716 01:18:49,521 --> 01:18:51,982 You'll be stuffed to the ears with that hot-pot. 1717 01:18:52,024 --> 01:18:55,861 Far away to fight the foe 1718 01:18:55,944 --> 01:18:58,822 Now I hear the bugles callin' 1719 01:18:58,906 --> 01:19:03,118 And I can no longer stay... 1720 01:19:03,202 --> 01:19:06,622 Well, goodbye, Dolly, I must leave you 1721 01:19:06,705 --> 01:19:10,000 Well, goodbye, Dolly Gray... 1722 01:19:13,212 --> 01:19:14,630 Oh, how you going, mate? 1723 01:19:14,713 --> 01:19:16,173 I thought it was you. 1724 01:19:16,256 --> 01:19:19,218 Remember that day you come in the Busy Bee? 1725 01:19:19,259 --> 01:19:20,719 What day was that? 1726 01:19:20,761 --> 01:19:22,721 You was in chauffeur's uniform. 1727 01:19:22,763 --> 01:19:24,723 Oh, yeah. What about it? 1728 01:19:24,765 --> 01:19:26,225 You didn't, by any chance, 1729 01:19:26,266 --> 01:19:28,519 slope off with a little girl called Annie 1730 01:19:28,560 --> 01:19:30,020 when my back was turned? 1731 01:19:30,062 --> 01:19:32,147 Me? I don't know what you're talking about. 1732 01:19:32,231 --> 01:19:33,649 You're a bloody liar! 1733 01:19:33,732 --> 01:19:34,816 Watch the suit. 1734 01:19:34,900 --> 01:19:36,860 It just come back from the cleaners. 1735 01:20:40,007 --> 01:20:41,967 Well, goodbye, Dolly 1736 01:20:42,009 --> 01:20:43,468 I'm gonna leave you... 1737 01:20:47,723 --> 01:20:51,685 Somethin' tells me I am needed 1738 01:20:51,768 --> 01:20:55,397 Far away to fight the foe 1739 01:20:55,480 --> 01:20:58,358 Now I hear the bugles callin'... 1740 01:21:02,821 --> 01:21:04,323 Goodbye, Dolly 1741 01:21:04,364 --> 01:21:06,283 I'm gonna leave you 1742 01:21:06,366 --> 01:21:09,578 Goodbye, Dolly Gray 1743 01:21:09,661 --> 01:21:12,539 Well, goodbye, Dolly 1744 01:21:12,623 --> 01:21:14,541 I've got to leave you 1745 01:21:14,583 --> 01:21:17,961 Though it grieves my heart so 1746 01:21:18,045 --> 01:21:21,298 Somethin' tells me I'm needed 1747 01:21:21,381 --> 01:21:25,427 Far away to fight the foe 1748 01:21:25,511 --> 01:21:29,139 I hear the bugles callin' 1749 01:21:29,223 --> 01:21:32,643 I can no longer stay 1750 01:21:32,726 --> 01:21:34,102 But, Dolly 1751 01:21:34,186 --> 01:21:36,146 I'm gonna leave you 1752 01:21:36,230 --> 01:21:39,942 Goodbye, Dolly 1753 01:21:40,025 --> 01:21:42,653 Gray 1754 01:21:55,123 --> 01:21:57,584 Is that you, Alfie? 1755 01:21:57,626 --> 01:22:00,170 Yeah, it's me. 1756 01:22:04,258 --> 01:22:05,676 I'm late, ain't l? 1757 01:22:05,759 --> 01:22:07,344 Start ruckin' me. 1758 01:22:07,427 --> 01:22:08,345 What happened? 1759 01:22:08,428 --> 01:22:12,224 You've got an awful black eye. 1760 01:22:17,187 --> 01:22:19,147 Blimey! He's injured me for life! 1761 01:22:19,189 --> 01:22:21,149 Where's that steak you bought? 1762 01:22:21,191 --> 01:22:24,653 I've made you steak-and-kidney pie with it. 1763 01:22:24,695 --> 01:22:26,154 I'm fed up with hot-pots 1764 01:22:26,196 --> 01:22:27,656 and steak-and-kidney pies. 1765 01:22:27,698 --> 01:22:30,158 Can't we have something out of a can for a change? 1766 01:22:30,200 --> 01:22:31,660 Corned before Spam? 1767 01:22:31,702 --> 01:22:34,830 Handsome grub, that was. 1768 01:22:34,913 --> 01:22:37,833 You said you liked my steak-and-kidney pies. 1769 01:22:37,916 --> 01:22:41,170 If I get that lot on top of a skinful of beer, 1770 01:22:41,211 --> 01:22:43,672 I'll hardly be able to draw me bleedin' breath. 1771 01:22:43,714 --> 01:22:45,674 I'll feel full up, blown out, ponsified. 1772 01:22:45,716 --> 01:22:47,176 You always said you loved that feeling 1773 01:22:47,217 --> 01:22:48,635 of being really full. 1774 01:22:48,719 --> 01:22:51,138 What I loved once and what I love now 1775 01:22:51,221 --> 01:22:52,639 are two different things. 1776 01:22:52,723 --> 01:22:54,766 And where's my button-down shirt? 1777 01:22:54,850 --> 01:22:56,852 Your blue one? In the drawer. 1778 01:22:56,935 --> 01:22:58,979 No, the pink one. 1779 01:22:59,062 --> 01:23:01,481 I washed it. It'll soon be dry. 1780 01:23:01,565 --> 01:23:03,984 I only wore it a couple hours. 1781 01:23:04,067 --> 01:23:05,986 I thought it would feel fresher. 1782 01:23:06,069 --> 01:23:08,989 You only wash to fill in your bleedin' time. 1783 01:23:09,072 --> 01:23:10,490 Why should l? 1784 01:23:10,574 --> 01:23:12,993 To get him out of your mind. 1785 01:23:13,076 --> 01:23:15,495 To get who out of me mind? 1786 01:23:15,579 --> 01:23:17,998 That bleedin' Tony you write about in your diary. 1787 01:23:18,081 --> 01:23:21,001 Alfie, have you been in my bag 1788 01:23:21,084 --> 01:23:23,003 and read my diary? 1789 01:23:23,086 --> 01:23:24,254 Why shouldn't l? 1790 01:23:24,338 --> 01:23:25,756 You shouldn't 1791 01:23:25,839 --> 01:23:27,758 because them's me secret thoughts. 1792 01:23:27,841 --> 01:23:30,260 You ain't entitled to secret thoughts, 1793 01:23:30,344 --> 01:23:31,762 not living with me. 1794 01:23:31,845 --> 01:23:33,263 Everyone's entitled to secret thoughts. 1795 01:23:33,347 --> 01:23:34,640 Then you shouldn't write them down 1796 01:23:34,723 --> 01:23:35,933 and let me see them. 1797 01:23:36,016 --> 01:23:38,685 I only wrote them to get them out of me. 1798 01:23:38,769 --> 01:23:42,147 Here's what I think of you, your secret thoughts, 1799 01:23:42,231 --> 01:23:44,650 and your bleedin' steak-and-kidney pie! 1800 01:24:05,003 --> 01:24:06,463 And don't take nothing 1801 01:24:06,505 --> 01:24:08,465 that don't belong to you either. 1802 01:24:26,108 --> 01:24:28,694 Don't let your custard spoil. 1803 01:24:28,777 --> 01:24:30,571 It's in the oven. 1804 01:24:49,756 --> 01:24:51,592 Annie? 1805 01:24:53,343 --> 01:24:54,261 Annie! 1806 01:24:54,344 --> 01:24:57,097 Come back! I didn't mean it! 1807 01:24:58,682 --> 01:24:59,600 Annie! 1808 01:25:11,737 --> 01:25:12,988 Annie! 1809 01:25:57,199 --> 01:25:58,158 Come in. 1810 01:26:03,539 --> 01:26:05,499 You're a bit early, girl. 1811 01:26:05,541 --> 01:26:07,709 I didn't want to be late. 1812 01:26:07,793 --> 01:26:09,211 Is he coming? 1813 01:26:09,294 --> 01:26:12,214 Yeah, about 2:00 he said he'd be here. 1814 01:26:12,297 --> 01:26:14,716 Here, give us your bag. 1815 01:26:14,800 --> 01:26:20,222 Blimey, your hands ain't half cold. 1816 01:26:20,305 --> 01:26:22,724 You ain't worrying, are you? 1817 01:26:22,808 --> 01:26:25,102 A bit. 1818 01:26:25,185 --> 01:26:28,146 Yeah. You're all dark under the eyes. 1819 01:26:28,230 --> 01:26:30,190 I couldn't sleep last night. 1820 01:26:30,232 --> 01:26:31,191 Ah... 1821 01:26:31,233 --> 01:26:33,360 well... 1822 01:26:33,443 --> 01:26:36,405 And, uh, you can get ready for him 1823 01:26:36,446 --> 01:26:39,491 when you want to. 1824 01:26:39,575 --> 01:26:41,743 Thanks. 1825 01:26:55,549 --> 01:26:57,718 I've let meself in for something this time, 1826 01:26:57,759 --> 01:26:58,886 all right. 1827 01:26:58,969 --> 01:27:02,931 It was that day I took her out to the river, see? 1828 01:27:02,973 --> 01:27:05,434 Right about three months ago, it was. 1829 01:27:05,475 --> 01:27:07,561 That was something I thought I got for nothing. 1830 01:27:07,644 --> 01:27:10,606 It don't never work out that way, does it? 1831 01:27:10,647 --> 01:27:14,318 So I agrees to help her and lay it all on. 1832 01:27:14,401 --> 01:27:16,653 It was the least I could do- 1833 01:27:18,238 --> 01:27:20,157 knowing old Harry and all. 1834 01:27:20,240 --> 01:27:21,950 See what I mean? 1835 01:27:22,034 --> 01:27:23,577 Come in, mate. 1836 01:27:28,999 --> 01:27:30,417 Well, here we are. 1837 01:27:30,501 --> 01:27:33,420 What do you mean, here we are? 1838 01:27:33,504 --> 01:27:36,423 I mean you've come to the right place. 1839 01:27:36,507 --> 01:27:38,425 This is the young lady 1840 01:27:38,509 --> 01:27:40,677 I talked to you about on the phone. 1841 01:27:40,761 --> 01:27:42,179 Pleased to meet you. 1842 01:27:42,262 --> 01:27:44,681 Ain't you got your gear with you? 1843 01:27:44,765 --> 01:27:46,183 Don't ask questions. 1844 01:27:46,266 --> 01:27:48,685 Oh, sorry. Right, well, this is the room 1845 01:27:48,769 --> 01:27:51,188 where you can examine this young lady. 1846 01:27:51,271 --> 01:27:53,690 And why should I examine this young lady? 1847 01:27:53,774 --> 01:27:56,193 Well, you've got to, ain't you, 1848 01:27:56,276 --> 01:27:57,194 before you do it? 1849 01:27:57,277 --> 01:27:58,654 Before I do what? 1850 01:27:58,695 --> 01:28:01,156 Do what you come to do. 1851 01:28:01,198 --> 01:28:02,658 Be quiet, Alfie. 1852 01:28:02,699 --> 01:28:03,659 There must be some mistake. 1853 01:28:03,700 --> 01:28:05,160 You are the bloke- 1854 01:28:05,202 --> 01:28:07,663 the gentleman I talked to last Thursday, ain't you? 1855 01:28:07,704 --> 01:28:09,164 Alfie, please be quiet. 1856 01:28:09,206 --> 01:28:10,666 Don't worry, my dear. 1857 01:28:17,089 --> 01:28:20,050 Now I must have a serious talk 1858 01:28:20,092 --> 01:28:21,051 with you both. 1859 01:28:21,093 --> 01:28:22,427 Are you two married? 1860 01:28:22,511 --> 01:28:23,929 Us two married? 1861 01:28:24,012 --> 01:28:25,931 Blimey! Do we look it? 1862 01:28:26,014 --> 01:28:28,934 No. I mean, she's a married woman, 1863 01:28:29,017 --> 01:28:30,394 but I'm a single man. 1864 01:28:30,435 --> 01:28:32,688 Is there any chance of you getting married 1865 01:28:32,729 --> 01:28:34,231 in the near future? 1866 01:28:34,314 --> 01:28:37,234 I doubt that. What do you say, Lily? 1867 01:28:37,317 --> 01:28:39,361 But you are the putative father. 1868 01:28:39,444 --> 01:28:40,696 The what? 1869 01:28:40,779 --> 01:28:41,697 Me? 1870 01:28:41,780 --> 01:28:42,698 I'm nothing. 1871 01:28:42,781 --> 01:28:44,700 I'm just obliging a friend. 1872 01:28:44,783 --> 01:28:46,201 Well, that's unusual. 1873 01:28:46,285 --> 01:28:47,703 It's very unusual. 1874 01:28:47,786 --> 01:28:51,707 You are the man who... is going to help me? 1875 01:28:51,790 --> 01:28:54,209 Her old man's in a sanatorium, see? 1876 01:28:54,293 --> 01:28:56,712 She's had a moral lapse. See what I mean? 1877 01:28:56,795 --> 01:28:59,214 I'm not quite sure that I do. 1878 01:28:59,298 --> 01:29:01,216 It will never happen again. 1879 01:29:01,300 --> 01:29:03,218 The only reason she needs helping 1880 01:29:03,302 --> 01:29:05,721 is that her marriage would look very dodgey 1881 01:29:05,804 --> 01:29:09,224 if her husband come out at this stage of the game. 1882 01:29:09,308 --> 01:29:11,727 She got three other kids as well. 1883 01:29:11,810 --> 01:29:13,729 Where do you fit in? 1884 01:29:13,812 --> 01:29:15,731 She had no place to go. 1885 01:29:15,814 --> 01:29:17,232 That's most altruistic. 1886 01:29:17,316 --> 01:29:19,234 I, uh, hope you both... 1887 01:29:19,318 --> 01:29:21,737 appreciate the seriousness of this case. 1888 01:29:21,820 --> 01:29:25,240 To terminate a pregnancy after more than 28 days 1889 01:29:25,324 --> 01:29:26,742 is a criminal offense 1890 01:29:26,825 --> 01:29:30,746 punishable in a court of law with seven years' jail. 1891 01:29:30,829 --> 01:29:32,414 Do you understand this? 1892 01:29:36,502 --> 01:29:37,461 Yeah. 1893 01:29:37,503 --> 01:29:38,962 Not only that, 1894 01:29:39,004 --> 01:29:41,965 but it's a crime against the unborn child. 1895 01:29:42,049 --> 01:29:47,095 It's a course never to be embarked upon...lightly. 1896 01:29:47,179 --> 01:29:48,597 Therefore I must ask you 1897 01:29:48,680 --> 01:29:50,599 to consider all the circumstances thoroughly 1898 01:29:50,682 --> 01:29:53,101 before you go through with your decision, 1899 01:29:53,185 --> 01:29:54,269 since afterwards 1900 01:29:54,353 --> 01:29:58,732 it will be too late to change your mind. 1901 01:29:58,774 --> 01:30:01,735 Have you given the matter your fullest consideration? 1902 01:30:01,777 --> 01:30:03,737 What do you say, Lily? 1903 01:30:03,779 --> 01:30:05,239 I've no way out. 1904 01:30:05,280 --> 01:30:08,242 And you've decided to go through with it? 1905 01:30:08,283 --> 01:30:09,743 Yes, I must. 1906 01:30:09,785 --> 01:30:12,746 Then I might be able to help you. 1907 01:30:12,788 --> 01:30:13,789 Thank you. 1908 01:30:13,872 --> 01:30:16,250 Um...yes. Oh, yes- 1909 01:30:16,291 --> 01:30:18,210 Have you got the money? 1910 01:30:18,252 --> 01:30:20,254 Eh? Oh, yeah, the money. 1911 01:30:20,295 --> 01:30:22,256 The young lady got it. 1912 01:30:22,297 --> 01:30:24,258 It will be 30 pounds. 1913 01:30:24,299 --> 01:30:26,760 25. That was the figure we discussed. 1914 01:30:26,802 --> 01:30:28,262 Very well then, 25. 1915 01:30:35,644 --> 01:30:36,603 Right. 1916 01:30:36,645 --> 01:30:37,771 Very well. 1917 01:30:37,855 --> 01:30:40,774 Um, right, young lady. If you'd care to follow me. 1918 01:30:40,816 --> 01:30:42,276 I'll need some boiling water. 1919 01:30:42,317 --> 01:30:45,779 Oh, yeah, the kettle's on the stove in there. 1920 01:30:45,821 --> 01:30:46,780 Good. 1921 01:31:08,802 --> 01:31:10,721 I hate anything like this. 1922 01:31:11,805 --> 01:31:13,223 My understanding of women 1923 01:31:13,307 --> 01:31:16,226 only goes as far as the pleasure. 1924 01:31:16,310 --> 01:31:18,729 When it comes to the pain, 1925 01:31:18,812 --> 01:31:22,733 I'm like every other bloke. I don't want to know. 1926 01:31:25,694 --> 01:31:26,945 Have you done? 1927 01:31:27,029 --> 01:31:28,947 Almost everything I can do. 1928 01:31:29,031 --> 01:31:31,450 Can she go home now, then? 1929 01:31:31,533 --> 01:31:33,452 Good Lord, no. Don't you understand? 1930 01:31:33,535 --> 01:31:36,121 It's only been induced. It hasn't happened yet. 1931 01:31:36,205 --> 01:31:37,623 That comes later. 1932 01:31:37,706 --> 01:31:39,625 If her temperature rises rapidly, 1933 01:31:39,708 --> 01:31:42,628 give her two of these. I'll leave you six. 1934 01:31:42,711 --> 01:31:44,129 How will I know? 1935 01:31:44,213 --> 01:31:47,132 Well, uh, if she starts to sweat, 1936 01:31:47,216 --> 01:31:50,469 give her two. 1937 01:31:50,552 --> 01:31:52,471 Here, mate, don't you think 1938 01:31:52,554 --> 01:31:54,848 you ought to stay and see the job through, 1939 01:31:54,890 --> 01:31:57,351 considering how much you've been paid? 1940 01:31:57,392 --> 01:31:58,769 Two if she sweats. 1941 01:32:20,040 --> 01:32:21,750 How you feeling, girl? 1942 01:32:25,295 --> 01:32:29,424 He gave me these tablets to give to you. 1943 01:32:32,261 --> 01:32:35,222 Take two if your temperature goes up. 1944 01:32:40,602 --> 01:32:42,729 You do look old, girl. 1945 01:32:46,233 --> 01:32:49,570 He got his money easy...eh? 1946 01:32:56,994 --> 01:32:58,370 Ohh! 1947 01:32:58,453 --> 01:32:59,788 Not too loud. 1948 01:32:59,872 --> 01:33:01,290 My landlady will hear. 1949 01:33:01,373 --> 01:33:02,791 I can't help it! 1950 01:33:02,875 --> 01:33:05,419 The pain! 1951 01:33:05,502 --> 01:33:06,420 Lily. 1952 01:33:06,503 --> 01:33:07,963 God, this pain! 1953 01:33:09,798 --> 01:33:11,675 I'm sorry, Lily. I'm-I'm sorry. 1954 01:33:11,758 --> 01:33:13,510 I had to do it. 1955 01:33:13,594 --> 01:33:14,845 If my landlady heard, 1956 01:33:14,928 --> 01:33:16,346 she'd have the ambulance here, 1957 01:33:16,430 --> 01:33:17,681 doctors, police, the lot. 1958 01:33:17,764 --> 01:33:18,849 Then all this 1959 01:33:18,932 --> 01:33:20,184 would have been for nothing. 1960 01:33:20,267 --> 01:33:21,685 You see what I mean? 1961 01:33:21,768 --> 01:33:24,688 That's why I had to do it. 1962 01:33:24,771 --> 01:33:26,899 Shh, shh, shh, shh. 1963 01:33:26,982 --> 01:33:28,192 Lily, Lily. 1964 01:33:28,275 --> 01:33:32,112 Shh, shh, Lily, Lily, Lily. 1965 01:33:32,196 --> 01:33:37,034 Lily, Lily, Lily, shh...shh. 1966 01:33:37,117 --> 01:33:42,789 Shh...shh...shh. 1967 01:33:42,873 --> 01:33:46,376 Shh...shh, shh. 1968 01:33:46,460 --> 01:33:48,378 Lily, Lily. 1969 01:33:56,303 --> 01:33:59,181 Is there something I can get you, Lily? 1970 01:33:59,223 --> 01:34:00,557 Eh? 1971 01:34:01,725 --> 01:34:04,353 Would you like a cup of tea? 1972 01:34:08,982 --> 01:34:10,651 No. You go. 1973 01:34:11,944 --> 01:34:13,904 I'm better on my own. 1974 01:34:16,114 --> 01:34:17,699 There's nothing you can do. 1975 01:34:18,784 --> 01:34:21,203 You'll be all right, will you? 1976 01:34:21,286 --> 01:34:22,204 Eh? 1977 01:34:27,668 --> 01:34:29,711 Sure you'll be all right? 1978 01:34:39,805 --> 01:34:42,266 I know it don't look nice, 1979 01:34:42,307 --> 01:34:44,518 going off and leaving her. 1980 01:34:44,601 --> 01:34:46,520 But what do look nice 1981 01:34:46,603 --> 01:34:49,731 when you get close up to it, eh? 1982 01:35:45,871 --> 01:35:47,289 Here, come on. 1983 01:35:47,372 --> 01:35:48,790 Oh, you naughty boy. 1984 01:35:48,874 --> 01:35:51,543 You're keeping everyone waiting. 1985 01:36:05,474 --> 01:36:07,434 Suzanne Elizabeth, I baptize thee 1986 01:36:07,476 --> 01:36:09,937 in the name of the Father 1987 01:36:09,978 --> 01:36:11,438 and of the Son 1988 01:36:11,480 --> 01:36:13,482 and of the Holy Ghost. Amen. 1989 01:36:20,030 --> 01:36:21,949 And now we join together 1990 01:36:22,032 --> 01:36:24,409 in the family prayer of Christians. 1991 01:36:24,451 --> 01:36:27,162 Our Father, which art in heaven, 1992 01:36:27,246 --> 01:36:28,997 hallowed be Thy name, 1993 01:36:29,081 --> 01:36:30,457 Thy kingdom come, 1994 01:36:30,541 --> 01:36:32,042 Thy will be done 1995 01:36:32,125 --> 01:36:34,002 on earth as it is in heaven. 1996 01:37:02,698 --> 01:37:05,033 Who's Daddy's best boy, eh? 1997 01:37:05,117 --> 01:37:07,369 Who's Daddy's best boy? 1998 01:37:07,452 --> 01:37:10,163 Who's the best boy in the world? 1999 01:37:39,109 --> 01:37:40,319 Lily... 2000 01:37:45,574 --> 01:37:47,201 is it all over? 2001 01:37:49,620 --> 01:37:50,829 Yes. 2002 01:37:53,790 --> 01:37:56,752 I'll be ready to go in a minute. 2003 01:37:56,793 --> 01:37:59,713 There's no hurry, girl. No hurry. 2004 01:38:06,345 --> 01:38:07,304 Don't. 2005 01:38:10,015 --> 01:38:10,974 Eh? 2006 01:38:11,058 --> 01:38:12,601 Don't go in there. 2007 01:39:46,528 --> 01:39:49,448 I could have dropped on the spot 2008 01:39:49,531 --> 01:39:50,449 with the shock. 2009 01:39:50,532 --> 01:39:53,493 All I was expecting to see was... 2010 01:39:55,078 --> 01:39:57,497 Well, come to think of it, 2011 01:39:57,581 --> 01:40:01,251 I don't rightly know what I was expecting to see. 2012 01:40:03,712 --> 01:40:08,175 Certainly not this perfectly formed...being. 2013 01:40:10,469 --> 01:40:12,888 I half expected it to cry out. 2014 01:40:12,971 --> 01:40:15,390 It didn't, of course. It couldn't have done. 2015 01:40:15,474 --> 01:40:18,393 It could never have had any life in it. 2016 01:40:18,477 --> 01:40:21,438 I mean, not a proper life of its own. 2017 01:40:21,480 --> 01:40:23,565 No, I suppose not. 2018 01:40:26,944 --> 01:40:28,111 Still... 2019 01:40:29,905 --> 01:40:33,659 it must have had some life, of course. 2020 01:40:33,742 --> 01:40:38,247 And as it lay there so quiet, so still... 2021 01:40:39,706 --> 01:40:41,667 it quite touched me. 2022 01:40:43,210 --> 01:40:45,838 And I started praying or something, 2023 01:40:45,921 --> 01:40:47,339 saying things like, uh, 2024 01:40:47,422 --> 01:40:51,343 "God help me" and things like that, 2025 01:40:51,426 --> 01:40:53,929 and then I starts to cry. 2026 01:40:54,012 --> 01:40:55,222 Straight out. 2027 01:40:55,305 --> 01:40:59,643 The tears were running down me face, all salty, 2028 01:40:59,685 --> 01:41:02,145 Like I was a kid meself. 2029 01:41:02,187 --> 01:41:05,399 Crying for him, you mean, Alf? 2030 01:41:05,482 --> 01:41:07,401 No, no, not for him. 2031 01:41:07,484 --> 01:41:09,987 He was past it. 2032 01:41:10,070 --> 01:41:12,781 For me bleedin' self. 2033 01:41:12,823 --> 01:41:16,785 It don't bring it home to you what you are 2034 01:41:16,827 --> 01:41:20,289 when you see a helpless little thing like that 2035 01:41:20,372 --> 01:41:22,291 Lying in your own hands. 2036 01:41:22,374 --> 01:41:24,293 He'd have been quite perfect. 2037 01:41:24,376 --> 01:41:26,837 And l-I thought to meself... 2038 01:41:28,338 --> 01:41:29,756 "You know what, Alfie? 2039 01:41:29,840 --> 01:41:31,758 You know what you done? 2040 01:41:31,842 --> 01:41:34,052 You murdered him." 2041 01:41:37,014 --> 01:41:38,432 Well, there's nothing 2042 01:41:38,515 --> 01:41:41,935 you can do about it now, Alf. 2043 01:41:42,019 --> 01:41:44,438 Will you lend me 25 quid, Nat? 2044 01:41:44,521 --> 01:41:45,939 Don't be bloody funny. 2045 01:41:46,023 --> 01:41:48,442 That's all I've got in the world. 2046 01:41:48,525 --> 01:41:50,944 I'll give you this watch as security. 2047 01:41:51,028 --> 01:41:53,197 If I haven't paid you back in two weeks, 2048 01:41:53,238 --> 01:41:54,698 you can sell it. 2049 01:41:54,740 --> 01:41:56,700 I don't want no security. 2050 01:41:56,742 --> 01:41:57,993 Thanks very much, Nat. 2051 01:42:17,971 --> 01:42:20,307 Well...that's that. 2052 01:42:25,812 --> 01:42:27,397 You all ready? 2053 01:42:27,481 --> 01:42:29,942 Come on. I'll run you home. 2054 01:42:31,902 --> 01:42:34,321 I'd sooner go on me own. 2055 01:42:34,404 --> 01:42:35,822 You say that again, 2056 01:42:35,906 --> 01:42:37,908 you will go home on your own. 2057 01:42:37,991 --> 01:42:39,451 I want to. 2058 01:42:39,493 --> 01:42:40,953 O.K. by me. 2059 01:42:40,994 --> 01:42:42,454 There's a bus to Waterloo 2060 01:42:42,496 --> 01:42:44,957 or a green line all the way. 2061 01:42:44,998 --> 01:42:46,959 This is for little Phil. 2062 01:42:47,000 --> 01:42:47,960 Who? 2063 01:42:48,001 --> 01:42:49,461 Phil, your youngest, 2064 01:42:49,503 --> 01:42:50,963 the one that writes 2065 01:42:51,004 --> 01:42:51,964 all them squiggly letters. 2066 01:42:52,005 --> 01:42:53,465 What is it? 2067 01:42:53,507 --> 01:42:55,467 You want to see it? 2068 01:42:57,010 --> 01:42:59,888 I bought it a long, long time ago... 2069 01:42:59,972 --> 01:43:02,891 for a little kid I used to know. 2070 01:43:02,975 --> 01:43:04,393 Catch. 2071 01:43:14,361 --> 01:43:16,905 Tell him it's from his Uncle Alfie. 2072 01:43:25,873 --> 01:43:27,416 Come with me. 2073 01:43:27,499 --> 01:43:29,376 I'll take you home. 2074 01:44:09,458 --> 01:44:11,919 I'm definitely going to settle down 2075 01:44:11,960 --> 01:44:13,420 with this Ruby. 2076 01:44:13,462 --> 01:44:15,923 I'm fed up with being on the move. 2077 01:44:23,305 --> 01:44:24,723 You know, I find 2078 01:44:24,806 --> 01:44:27,726 I'm not stalking these young birds anymore. 2079 01:44:34,149 --> 01:44:35,442 Hey, Ruby! 2080 01:44:35,484 --> 01:44:37,027 Where are you, girl? 2081 01:44:38,111 --> 01:44:39,071 Alfie? 2082 01:44:39,154 --> 01:44:42,032 Yeah, I thought I'd give you a surprise. 2083 01:44:42,115 --> 01:44:43,534 I'll be right out. 2084 01:44:43,617 --> 01:44:45,536 Uh, make yourself a drink. 2085 01:44:45,619 --> 01:44:46,703 All right. 2086 01:44:54,294 --> 01:44:55,712 Uh, I was sleeping. 2087 01:44:55,796 --> 01:44:58,674 I've got a headache. I took a pill. 2088 01:44:58,715 --> 01:44:59,675 Oh, sorry. 2089 01:44:59,716 --> 01:45:02,177 You said you were on a job today. 2090 01:45:02,219 --> 01:45:04,680 Yeah, but it fell through. Want a drink? 2091 01:45:04,721 --> 01:45:05,681 No, thanks. 2092 01:45:05,722 --> 01:45:07,182 Maybe you better go, darling. 2093 01:45:07,224 --> 01:45:09,184 I've got a splitting headache. 2094 01:45:09,226 --> 01:45:10,686 All right, then. 2095 01:45:10,727 --> 01:45:13,188 Better have these now I've brought them. 2096 01:45:15,983 --> 01:45:18,402 Alfie, what a thing for you to do. 2097 01:45:18,485 --> 01:45:19,903 I-I never thought 2098 01:45:19,987 --> 01:45:21,405 I'd live to see the day. 2099 01:45:21,488 --> 01:45:22,906 I like surprising a woman. 2100 01:45:22,990 --> 01:45:24,408 You certainly did that. 2101 01:45:24,491 --> 01:45:25,909 Look at the wrapper. 2102 01:45:25,993 --> 01:45:27,411 They're not off a barrow. 2103 01:45:27,494 --> 01:45:28,912 I can see that. 2104 01:45:28,996 --> 01:45:30,414 Well, they're lovely. 2105 01:45:30,497 --> 01:45:32,416 Really lovely. Thank you. 2106 01:45:32,499 --> 01:45:34,918 I'll go. You take an aspirin, girl. 2107 01:45:35,002 --> 01:45:35,919 I will. 2108 01:45:36,003 --> 01:45:36,920 That's new. 2109 01:45:37,004 --> 01:45:37,921 New, what? 2110 01:45:38,005 --> 01:45:40,424 That radio. Where'd you get that? 2111 01:45:40,507 --> 01:45:42,426 I picked it up cheap. 2112 01:45:42,509 --> 01:45:43,927 You'll ring me tomorrow? 2113 01:45:44,011 --> 01:45:45,929 I'll-I'll be all right then. 2114 01:45:46,013 --> 01:45:47,431 I'll come around lunchtime. 2115 01:45:47,514 --> 01:45:48,932 We might have a session. 2116 01:45:49,016 --> 01:45:49,933 Why not? 2117 01:45:50,017 --> 01:45:50,934 Right. 2118 01:45:51,018 --> 01:45:52,436 See you. 2119 01:45:56,773 --> 01:45:57,941 Alfie. 2120 01:45:58,025 --> 01:45:59,902 Yeah? 2121 01:45:59,985 --> 01:46:01,904 I'm sorry about the headache. 2122 01:46:01,987 --> 01:46:04,448 I'll make it up to you. 2123 01:46:04,489 --> 01:46:05,616 Sure. 2124 01:46:08,994 --> 01:46:09,912 What's that? 2125 01:46:09,995 --> 01:46:10,913 What? 2126 01:46:10,996 --> 01:46:11,914 That. 2127 01:46:11,997 --> 01:46:13,415 It's a guitar. 2128 01:46:13,498 --> 01:46:17,211 What, you doing it with groups now? 2129 01:46:17,294 --> 01:46:18,712 Don't be so disgusting. 2130 01:46:18,795 --> 01:46:20,214 And the radio. 2131 01:46:20,297 --> 01:46:22,716 You got a bloke in there, haven't you? 2132 01:46:22,799 --> 01:46:24,718 It's none of your damn business. 2133 01:46:24,801 --> 01:46:26,720 Pick him up cheap, too? 2134 01:46:26,803 --> 01:46:28,222 There's no one in there. 2135 01:46:28,305 --> 01:46:30,724 I honestly thought you had a headache. 2136 01:46:30,807 --> 01:46:32,726 What a mug I've grown into. 2137 01:46:32,809 --> 01:46:35,229 Get out. I have a splitting headache. 2138 01:47:02,965 --> 01:47:05,384 Why him? Better than me? 2139 01:47:05,467 --> 01:47:07,886 What's he got that I haven't, 2140 01:47:07,970 --> 01:47:09,721 apart from long hair? 2141 01:47:11,557 --> 01:47:12,558 Well? 2142 01:47:14,059 --> 01:47:16,854 Come on, let's have it. What's he bleedin' got? 2143 01:47:18,188 --> 01:47:20,065 He's younger than you are. 2144 01:47:22,109 --> 01:47:23,861 You got it? 2145 01:48:03,817 --> 01:48:05,777 "He's younger than you are," 2146 01:48:05,819 --> 01:48:07,279 that's what she said. 2147 01:48:07,321 --> 01:48:08,906 Anybody would think I was doddering about 2148 01:48:08,947 --> 01:48:10,240 on bleeding crutches. 2149 01:48:10,324 --> 01:48:12,784 Trouble is I still keep thinking about her. 2150 01:48:12,826 --> 01:48:15,287 I can't get her out of me mind. 2151 01:48:15,329 --> 01:48:18,290 Who'd have thought a ruddy great lust-box like her 2152 01:48:18,332 --> 01:48:21,293 would have found her way into anybody's feelings? 2153 01:48:21,335 --> 01:48:23,795 She might have looked a hard case, 2154 01:48:23,837 --> 01:48:26,298 but underneath she was quite mumsy, 2155 01:48:26,340 --> 01:48:29,009 and she was in beautiful condition. 2156 01:48:29,092 --> 01:48:33,055 Do you know, I'm beginning to think she was beautiful. 2157 01:48:33,138 --> 01:48:36,058 After all, it ain't through the eyes 2158 01:48:36,141 --> 01:48:37,559 that you feel beauty. 2159 01:48:37,643 --> 01:48:40,562 It's how the heart hungers for something 2160 01:48:40,646 --> 01:48:42,064 that makes it beautiful. 2161 01:48:44,983 --> 01:48:45,984 Coo-ee. 2162 01:48:51,114 --> 01:48:52,032 Siddie. 2163 01:48:52,115 --> 01:48:54,993 Alfie, hello. 2164 01:48:55,035 --> 01:48:57,496 I ain't seen you in ages. 2165 01:48:57,538 --> 01:48:58,997 You didn't turn up. 2166 01:48:59,039 --> 01:49:01,500 Oh, look, I can explain that. 2167 01:49:01,542 --> 01:49:03,001 Ain't half missed you. 2168 01:49:03,043 --> 01:49:04,837 I like that gear. 2169 01:49:06,839 --> 01:49:08,257 Where you going? 2170 01:49:08,340 --> 01:49:11,260 I got the car around the corner. 2171 01:49:11,343 --> 01:49:12,761 What about it? 2172 01:49:12,845 --> 01:49:15,973 No, I can't. I'm going to meet me husband. 2173 01:49:16,056 --> 01:49:17,474 It's nice material. 2174 01:49:17,558 --> 01:49:21,478 Still, you always was a snappy dresser. 2175 01:49:21,562 --> 01:49:22,980 What about Sunday then? 2176 01:49:24,064 --> 01:49:25,482 I'm not sure. 2177 01:49:25,566 --> 01:49:26,984 Come on. 2178 01:49:27,067 --> 01:49:28,735 Same time? Same place? 2179 01:49:30,070 --> 01:49:31,029 We'll see. 2180 01:49:31,113 --> 01:49:34,032 I'll wait for you for about five minutes. 2181 01:49:34,074 --> 01:49:35,534 Don't forget your napkin. 2182 01:49:35,576 --> 01:49:38,495 I'm like the Boy Scouts, I am- 2183 01:49:38,579 --> 01:49:39,496 always prepared. 2184 01:49:39,580 --> 01:49:41,164 See you then, eh? 2185 01:49:42,583 --> 01:49:43,500 Maybe. 2186 01:49:53,594 --> 01:49:55,012 You know what? 2187 01:49:55,095 --> 01:49:57,514 When I look back on my little life 2188 01:49:57,598 --> 01:49:59,433 and the birds I've known, 2189 01:49:59,516 --> 01:50:02,436 I think of all the things they've done for me 2190 01:50:02,519 --> 01:50:04,938 and the little I've done for them. 2191 01:50:05,022 --> 01:50:07,441 You'd think I've had the best of it 2192 01:50:07,524 --> 01:50:08,942 all along the line. 2193 01:50:09,026 --> 01:50:11,445 But what have I got out of it? 2194 01:50:11,528 --> 01:50:13,947 I got a bob or two, 2195 01:50:14,031 --> 01:50:15,449 some decent clothes, 2196 01:50:15,532 --> 01:50:16,450 a car. 2197 01:50:16,533 --> 01:50:18,493 I got me health back, 2198 01:50:18,535 --> 01:50:20,579 and I ain't attached. 2199 01:50:30,923 --> 01:50:33,842 But I ain't got me peace of mind, 2200 01:50:33,926 --> 01:50:36,345 and if you ain't got that, 2201 01:50:36,428 --> 01:50:37,846 you ain't got nothing. 2202 01:50:37,930 --> 01:50:41,475 It seems to me if they ain't got you one way, 2203 01:50:41,558 --> 01:50:43,018 they got you another. 2204 01:50:43,060 --> 01:50:44,520 So what's the answer? 2205 01:50:44,561 --> 01:50:46,522 That's what I keep asking meself. 2206 01:50:46,563 --> 01:50:48,023 What's it all about? 2207 01:50:48,065 --> 01:50:49,525 Know what I mean? 2208 01:51:06,041 --> 01:51:07,918 Come on, boy. Come on. 2209 01:51:09,086 --> 01:51:16,385 What's it all about, Alfie? 2210 01:51:16,426 --> 01:51:21,974 Is it just for the moment we live? 2211 01:51:22,057 --> 01:51:25,018 What's it all about 2212 01:51:25,102 --> 01:51:28,522 When you sort it out, Alfie? 2213 01:51:28,605 --> 01:51:35,237 Are we meant to take more than we give 2214 01:51:35,279 --> 01:51:40,742 Or are we meant to be kind? 2215 01:51:40,784 --> 01:51:42,286 And if only fools are kind, Alfie 2216 01:51:42,286 --> 01:51:48,166 And if only fools are kind, Alfie 2217 01:51:48,250 --> 01:51:54,173 Then I guess it is wise to be cruel 2218 01:51:54,214 --> 01:52:00,554 And if love belongs only to the strong, Alfie 2219 01:52:00,637 --> 01:52:07,144 What will you lend on an old golden rule? 2220 01:52:07,186 --> 01:52:12,649 As sure as I believe 2221 01:52:12,691 --> 01:52:16,403 There's a heaven above, Alfie 2222 01:52:19,698 --> 01:52:25,162 I know there's something much more 2223 01:52:25,204 --> 01:52:30,042 Something even nonbelievers 2224 01:52:30,125 --> 01:52:33,295 Can believe in 2225 01:52:33,378 --> 01:52:38,550 I believe in love, Alfie 2226 01:52:40,427 --> 01:52:44,223 Without true love we just exist 2227 01:52:44,306 --> 01:52:47,059 Alfie 2228 01:52:47,142 --> 01:52:51,188 Until you find love you've missed 2229 01:52:51,271 --> 01:52:58,320 You're nothing, Alfie 2230 01:53:01,198 --> 01:53:03,492 When you walk 2231 01:53:03,575 --> 01:53:08,288 Let your heart lead the way 2232 01:53:10,290 --> 01:53:18,966 And you'll find love any day, Alfie 2233 01:53:26,014 --> 01:53:28,976 Alfie